Oh! Mr. Porter
Composer(s): George Le Brunn; Thomas Le Brunn
Performer(s): Marie Lloyd; Down East Band



Lately I just spent a week with my old Aunt Brown
Came up to see wond'rous sights of famous London Town
Just a week I had of it, all round the place we'd roam
Wasn't I sorry on the day I had to go back home?
Worried about with packing, I arrived late at the station
Dropped my hatbox in the mud, the things all fell about
Got my ticket, said 'good - bye' "Right away" the guard did cry
But I found the train was wrong and shouted out

Oh! Mister Porter, what shall I do?
I want to go to Birmingham
And they're taking me on to Crewe
Send me back to London as quickly as you can
Oh! Mister Porter, what a silly girl I am!

The porter would not stop the train 
But I laughed and said "You must
Keep your hair on, Mary Ann, and mind that you don't bust'"
Some old gentleman inside declared that it was hard
Said "Look out of the window, Miss, and try and call the guard"
Didn't I, too, with all my might I nearly balanced over
But my old friend grasp'd my leg, and pulled me back again
Nearly fainting with the fright, I sank into his arms a sight
Went into hysterics but I cried in vain

Oh! Mister Porter, what shall I do?
I want to go to Birmingham
And they're taking me on to Crewe
Send me back to London as quickly as you can
Oh! Mister Porter, what a silly girl I am!

On his clean old shirt-front then I laid my trembling head
"Do take it easy, rest awhile" the dear old chappie said
If you make a fuss of me and on me do not frown
You shall have my mansion, dear, away in London Town
Wouldn't you think me silly if I said I could not like him?
Really he seemed a nice old boy, so I replied this way
I will be your own for life 
Your imay doodle um little wife
If you'll never tease me any more I say

Oh! Mister Porter, what shall I do?
I want to go to Birmingham
And they're taking me on to Crewe
Send me back to London as quickly as you can
Oh! Mister Porter, what a silly girl I am!

No One Will Ever Know
Composer(s): Mel Foree; Fred Rose
Performer(s): The Maddox Brothers;
and various other artists



No one will ever know my heart is breaking
Although a million tears start to flow
I'll cry myself to sleep and wake up smiling
I'll miss you, but no one will ever know

I'll tell them we grew tired of each other
And realize our dreams could never be
I'll even make believe I never loved you
Then no one will ever know the truth but me

No one will ever know how much I'm pining
Each time the past comes back to haunt me so
No one will ever see the tears I'm hiding
You've hurt me, but no one will ever know

I'll tell them I've found true love with another
That I was glad the day you set me free
I'll even make believe I never loved you
Then no one will ever know the truth but me

No One Knows
Composer(s): Ken Hecht; Ernie Maresca
Performer(s): Dion & The Belmonts;
and various other artists



No one knows what I go through
And the tears I cried for you
And when I smile, it's just a pose
My heart is breaking but no one knows

Friends won't learn the truth from me
I don't want their sympathy
You go to parties, dances and shows
I still love you but no one knows

Maybe some how, some time, some where
You'll walk by and hear my prayer
My loneliness will fade away
Darling please tell me you'll stay

But if you should pass me by
I'll be hurt but I won't cry
And though my love for you still grows
I feel it's better if no one knows

No One Is There
Composer(s): Nico
Performer(s): Nico; Lou Reed



Across from behind my window screen
Demon is dancing down the scene
In a crucial parody
Demon is dancing down the scene
He is calling and throwing
His arms up in the air
And no one is there

All of them are missing as the game
Comes to a start
No one is there

Some are calling, some are sad
Some are calling him mad
No one is there

Across from behind your window screen
Demon is dancing down the scene
In a crucial parody
Demon is dancing down the scene
He is calling and throwing
His arms up in the air
No one is there

All of them are missing
As the game comes to a start
No one is there

And no sound has them
Declared
To be missing
To be missing
To be missing

No One In The World
Composer(s): Ken Hirsch; Martha Vanessa Sharron
Performer(s): Anita Baker;
and various other artists



I look back on all those good times
We once shared and I must have been blind
Just to think I’d find someone new
One who’d love me better than you

Well, it may come as a surprise
Loneliness has opened my eyes
I tried every love I could find
Still I can’t get you out of my mind

‘Cause there’s no one in the world to hold me
No one in the world’s gonna move me
No one in the world can love me
Like you do, baby

Every time I’m with someone
I’m loving you, yes, I want to run
I wanna run back to your arms again
Ain’t no one in the world (No one in the world)
Loves me like you do

Are you happy now with your life
Well, for me, I’m breaking inside
So self-assured that I could not see
I had it all when you were with me, baby

No one in the world’s gonna hold me
No one in the world’s gonna move me
No one in the world can love me
Like you do, baby

Every time I’m with someone
I’m loving you and I want to run
I wanna run back to your arms again
Ain’t no one in the world (No one in the world)
Loves me like you do

Please take me back (Please take me back)
Oh babe, I can’t go on (I can’t go on)
I’m not happy in my life without you
I’ll do whatever it takes
I’ve got to get you back with me again (Got to get you back with me)
I realize I need you here in my life

(No one in the world) No one, no one
(No one in the world) Nobody loves me like you do
(No one in the world)
(Like) My (You) my (Do) my (And) baby
(Every time) You got the love that I need
(Love I need) And you brought it down, heaven on me

Ain’t no one in the world (No one in the world)
In this world
In this world, hoo... (No one in the world)

No One But You
Composer(s): Nicholas Brodszky; Jack Lawrence
Performer(s): Billy Eckstine



No one but you could take my heart before you came
No one but you could make my heart burst into flame
Now I hear myself confessing
All the dreams I’ve been suppressing
All at once my lips are blessing your name

Your hands are cool, your eyes are warm
Your smile is bliss
I’d be a fool to fear the storm that’s in your kiss
Let your kiss destroy or save me, so shall it be
Till life is through, no one but you for me

No Olvides Que Une Vez Tu Fuiste Sol
Composer(s): Augusto Blanca
Performer(s): Juan Carlos Baglietto



No olvides que una vez tu fuiste sol
no olvides ni la tapia ni el laurel
no dejes de asombrarte al asistir
a un nuevo nacimiento en tu jardín
No pierdas una ventana
no entregues tus mañanas
de aguaceros y juegos
ni desentierres tesoros, viejos
No ocultes lo que ayer se te ofreció
no escondas ni la pena ni el dolór
no dejes que una nube diga adios
no saltes en pedazos
no ocultes tu diamante
no entregues tu perfecto amanecer
ni tus estrellas, ni tu arena, ni tu mar
ni tu incansable caminar
vete de nuevo hasta el arroyo
donde esta tu mejor canto

Y ve, calmale la sed a tus enormes prados
no permitas que se pierda tu cosecha
hoy que hasta la lluvia fiel no te ha escuchado
y busca tu raiz
Y dale la caricia a la que siempre espera
la única manera de hacerla que vuelva
a ofrecerte frutos hasta en el invierno
y no olvides que una vez,tu fuiste sol
Y ve, desata esos diques de corrientes presas
dejate llevar y vuelve a ser jinete
vaja hasta tus valles de palomas sueltas
que este es tu pais
Donde estan tus riendas
donde esta tu espuma
donde abandonaste tu camino entonces
donde naufragaste haz crecer mil rosas
y no olvides que una vez tu fuiste sol

No Nos Dejan Ser Niños
Composer(s): Manuel Alejandro
Performer(s): Raphael



No nos dejan ser niños, no nos dejan
No nos dejan ser niños ni en la cuna
Que corriendo la madre nos abruma
Con el rigido horario de la dieta
Si reimos felices nos achuchan
Si lloramos rabiosos nos golpean
Con azotes de azucar y de espuma
Pero azotes al fin que nos molestan

No nos dejan ser niños ni un momento
Pues apenas nacemos nos recuerdan
Con el agua y la sal y el padre nuestro
Que infierno fatal ya nos espera
Cuando apenas cumplimos los tres años
Nos retiran del juego y la quimera
Ya nos hacen esclavos del trabajo
Al dejarnos atados a una escuela

No nos dejan ser niños, no nos dejan

La inocencia es un lujo necio y caro
Que nos hacen perder antes que nada
Pues horrible es creer que existen hadas
Y hace daño esperar al buen rey mago
Que los niños no nacen por un beso
Nos descubre el amigo despiadado
Y asi vamos a golpes despertando
Hasta ver que la vida no es un sueño

Cuando ya somos hombres y queremos
Al amor y al trabajo idealizarlos
Al amor lo hacen polvo en un contrato
Y al trabajo lo ensucian con un precio
No nos dejan ser niños, no nos dejan
Todo tiene que ser preciso y serio
Y nos miden amor, deseos y sueños
Porque todo es absurdo en esta tierra

No nos dejan ser niños, no nos dejan

No No Thanks No
Composer(s): Serge Gainsbourg
Performer(s): Serge Gainsbourg



No no thanks no
Je n'fume qu'la marijuana
No no thanks no
À quoi bon insister
No no thanks no
Ma dernière cigarette
No no thanks no
Est déjà refroidie

No no thanks no
Je n'aime que le bourbon
No no thanks no
C'est une affaire de goût
No no thanks no
Mon dernier verre je l'ai vidé
No no thanks no
Avec Rosemary

No no thanks no
Pour moi pas de prières
No no thanks no
Dieu m'a abandonné
No no thanks no
Je serai pleuré demain
No no thanks no
Par mes frères de Harlem

No No Song
Composer(s): Hoyt Axton; David P. Jackson
Performer(s): Ringo Starr;
Elliot Humberto Kavee; Hoyt Axton



A lady that I know just came from Columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said

No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said

No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee oh
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
He said it was the best in all the land
And I said

No no no no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
No, thank you, please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

7 O'clock News/Silent Night
Composer(s): Paul Simon
Performer(s): Simon & Garfunkel




This is the early evening edition of the news

The recent fight in the House of Representatives
was over the open housing section of the Civil Rights Bill
Brought traditional enemies together 
but it left the defenders of the measure 
without the votes of their strongest supporters

President Johnson originally proposed an outright ban 
covering discrimination by everyone for every type of housing 
but it had no chance from the start and everyone in Congress knew it
A compromise was painfully worked out in the House Judiciary Committee

In Los Angeles today comedian Lenny Bruce died 
of what was believed to be an overdoes of narcotics
Bruce was 42 years old

Dr. Martin Luther King says he does not intend to cancel plans
for an open housing march Sunday into the Chicago suburb of Cicero
Cook County Sheriff Richard Ogleby asked King to call off the march
and the police in Cicero said they would ask the National Guard
to be called out if it is held
King, now in Atlanta, Georgia, plans to return to Chicago Tuesday

In Chicago Richard Speck, accused murderer of nine student nurses
was brought before a grand jury today for indictment
The nurses were found stabbed an strangled in their Chicago apartment

In Washington the atmosphere was tense today as a special subcommittee
of the House Committee on Un-American activities 
continued its probe into anti-Viet nam war protests
Demonstrators were forcibly evicted from the hearings
when they began chanting anti-war slogans

Former Vice-President Richard Nixon says that 
unless there is a substantial increase in the present war effort in Vietnam
the U.S. should look forward to five more years of war
In a speech before the Convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars in New York
Nixon also said opposition to the war in this country
is the greatest single weapon working against the U.S

That's the 7 o'clock edition of the news
Goodnight

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace