The Ballad Of Cat Ballou
Composer(s): Mack David - Jerry Livingston
Performer(s): Nat King Cole
and multiple other artists



Well now friends just lend an ear 
For you're now about to hear 
The ballad of Cat Ballou 
It's a song that's newly made 
And Professus and The Shade 
And the Sunrise Kid are singin' it for you 

Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou 

It's a hangin' day in Wolf City, Wyomin' 
Wolf City, Wyomin', eighteen ninety four 
They're gonna drop Cat Ballou 
Through the gallows floor 

She killed a man in Wolf City, Wyomin' 
Wolf City, Wyomin', killed a man it's true 
And that is why they're a-hangin' 
Hangin' Cat Ballou 

She has the smile of an angel 
(Fights like the Devil) 
The eyes of an angel 
(Bites like the Devil) 
The face of an angel 
(I say she's the Devil) 
(She's mean and evil through and through) 

Cat Ballou, Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou 
She's mean and evil through and through 

With her outlaw band they're now tellin' a story 
Now tellin' a story how she rode the plain 
The wildest gal in the We-est 
Since Calamity Jane 

And today's the day that she's goin' to glory 
She's goin' to glory for the way she sinned 
They'll be a-speedin' her soul 
On a wayward wind 

She has the smile of an angel 
(Fights like the Devil) 
The eyes of an angel 
(Bites like the Devil) 
The face of an angel 
(I say she's the Devil) 
(She's mean and evil through and through) 

Cat Ballou (Cat Ballou) 
Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou (Cat Ballou) 
She's mean and evil through and through 

Cat Ballou, Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou 
She's mean and evil through and through

Cambios
Composer(s): Miguel Mateos
Performer(s): Miguel Mateos



Ella hace mucho que
no duerme con él
y él le propone hacer las paces
le trajo un paquete
con comida y no sé qué
y un aire de perro apaleado
contó que lo hirieron
en el concierto de ayer
y que volvió decepcionado
Y no por la bala
sino por la ingenuidad
de 30.000 desocupados
aplaudiendo a un artista millonario

Cambios, cambios
que vengan los cambios
pasan los años, estamos igual
Cambios, cambios
empezar por adentro
no te hagas daño
sólo trata cambiar

Yo no tengo trabajo
pero ellos tampoco llegaron
nunca, jamás pisaron la Luna
y te regalan profilácticos
en el subte y en el tren
te dicen: -Jamás pierdas el control
que cuides los mares
y no envuelvas nada en celofán
y te prohiben usar el aerosol
Para que un hijo de puta
se cague en el ozono
fabrique aviones y entierre los
deshechos en el Sur
Y en un experimento
se escape un pobre mono
con el maldito virus
y nos apeste a todos... quiero

Cambios, cambios
que vengan los cambios
pasan los años, estamos igual
Cambios, cambios
empezar por adentro
no te hagas daño
sólo trata cambiar

Le regalo una foto
autografiada por el Che
y un video de Bugs Bunny
un banderín de River Plate
aunque el pibe nació en Avellaneda
donde el aire mata gente en las veredas
pero ella hace mucho
que no duerme con él...
pero esta noche, ja, ja, ja

Cambios, cambios
que vengan los cambios
pasan los años, estamos igual
Cambios, cambios
sólo trata, cambios...

Fany
Performer(s): Yves Duteil



Fany quand elle rêve
C'est que la nuit s'achève
Elle voit le monde à son réveil
Avec les yeux de son sommeil

A l'aube elle se lève
Un chevalier l'enlève
Pour l'emporter dans son château
Perché au sommet du hameau

Fany dans son île
Voudrait bien voir la ville
De l'autre côté des montagnes
Elle a quelqu'un qui l'accompagne

Elle part pour l'école
Et sa fusée décolle
Elle jette au passage un coup d'œil
Sur ses deux petits écureuils

Parfois quand elle berce
Sa petite princesse
Elle a les yeux d'une maman
Sur son visage de sept ans

Fany quand elle aime
C'est comme un long poème
Elle dit des mots qui n'ont plus cours
Que dans les vieux livres d'amour

Elle vit dans un songe
Le reste est un mensonge
Son cœur est clair comme un ruisseau
Mais la vie trouble un peu son eau

Alors elle résiste
Le soir quand elle est triste
Elle prie jusqu'à la nuit venue
Pour que son rêve continue

Et si par surprise
Ses vœux se réalisent
Elle dit "Je n'en crois pas mes yeux
Je dois rêver mais c'est tant mieux"

Que rien ne l'arrête
Ni chagrin ni défaite
Elle fait le monde à sa façon
Elle sait déjà qu'elle a raison

Fany, quand elle rêve
C'est un jour qui se lève...

Ballad Of Bonnie And Clyde
Composer(s): Mitch Murray - Peter Callander
Performer(s): Georgie Fame



Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin' people 
But I can tell you people they were the devil's children
Bonnie and Clyde began their evil doin' 
One lazy afternoon down Savannah way
They robbed a store, and high-tailed outa that town 
Got clean away in a stolen car
And waited till the heat died down 

Bonnie and Clyde advanced their reputation 
And made the graduation 
Into the banking business
"Reach for the sky" sweet-talking Clyde would holler 
As Bonnie loaded dollars in the dewlap bag 
Now one brave man, he tried to take 'em alone 
They left him Iyin' in a pool of blood 
And laughed about it all the way home 

Bonnie and Clyde got to be public enemy number one 
Running and hiding from ev'ry American lawman's gun 
They used to laugh about dyin'
But deep inside 'em they knew 
That pretty soon they'd be lyin' 
Beneath the ground together 
Pushing up daisies to welcome the sun 
And the morning dew

Acting upon reliable information 
A fed'ral deputation laid a deadly ambush
When Bonnie and Clyde came walking in the sunshine 
A half a dozen carbines opened up on them

Bonnie and Clyde, they lived a lot together 
And finally together they died

Cambios
Composer(s): Adrian Abonizio
Performer(s): Juan Carlos Baglietto



No hay un cambio si fueron disueltos
y dejaron los estados desiertos
la tecnologia europea
se rompe en la cordillera
y conejitos de indias somos
por suerte no hay otra vida
como nos promete el cura

No hay un mango en las arcas del cielo
se robaron los diez mandamientos
un video clip neoyorquino
vale menos que un vaso
ser de esta tierra es pecado
y ser fieles al pasado
nos convierte en esclavos

Cuanto duras, cuanto deseas
el deseo de desear
el deseo de cambiar
esta tierra colombina
te embriaga pero te quita
un poco de alegria
por que todavia te duelen las heridas

Disculpame no quiero cantarte mas
los soldados se pintan como tu mamá
y hay un señor elegido
que a todos pide permiso
Menos a vos que viste la vida
por una consigna
y hoy no vale cinco guitas
marihuana entre rejas
hoy corres la coneja
como el ciego del subte
que canta villancicos
aunque no sea navidad

Cuanto duras, cuanto …

Fantasy Island
Composer(s): Duiser; Souer
Performer(s): Tight Fit



I had a dream, there was a rainbow
Over the mountains, over the sea

Just you and me, we were go walking together
Watching the sunrise over the trees

Wa-Oo-Wa-Oo-Wa
Wa-Oo-Wa-Oo

Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but 
True love, holding us together
Starshine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever
Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

People like me, can always believe in
Love on an island surrounded by sea

We had a dream, of love never liven
But I know that love can't live in a dream

Wa-Oo-Wa-Oo-Wa
Wa-Oo-Wa-Oo

Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but 
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever
Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

A-ha, have it all seems like magic (Have it all seems like magic)
Oh yeah (A-ha)
Dreams can come true (Dreams can come true), (Dreams can come true-oo)

Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but 
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever
Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but 
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever

Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream but 
True love, holding us together
Star shine, Fantasy Island
You know I wish that we could stay like this forever
Fantasy Island, you know we have a dream...

The Ballad Of Billy The Kid
Composer(s): Billy Joel
Performer(s): Billy Joel



From a town known as Wheeling West Virginia
Rode a boy with a six-gun in his hand
And his daring life of crime
Made him a legend in his time
East and West of the Rio Grande
Well he started with a bank in Colorado
In the pocket of hist vest a Colt he hid
And his age and his size
Took the teller by surprise
And the words spread of Billy the Kid
Well he never travelled heavy
Yes, he always rode alone
And he soon put many older guns to shame
Well he never had a sweetheart
And he never had a home
But the cowboys and the ranchers knew his name
Well he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just couldn't seem to track him down
And it served his legend well
For the folks they love to tell
'Bout when Billy the Kid was in town
One cold day a posse captured Billy
And the judge said string 'im up for what he did
And the cowboys and their kin
Like the sea came pourin' in
To watch the hangin' of Billy the Kid
Well he never travelled heavy
Yes, he always rode alone
And he soon put many older guns to shame
Well he never had a sweetheart
Tho' he finally found a home
Underneath the Boot Hill grave that bears his name
From a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island
Rode a boy with a six-pack in his hand
And his daring life of crime
Made him a legend in his time
East and West of the Rio Grande

Cambió
((Adapted from: You've Changed (by Dick Haymes & Harry James and His Orch.) - 1941))
Composer(s): Carl Fischer - Bill Carey
Performer(s): Pedro Aznar



Cambió
aquel destello en tu mirar
Tu risa ya no huele a mar
No puedo creer
cambió

Cambió
Tu beso ya no es de pasión
Tu boca canta otra canción
No puedo entender
cambió

Me encerraste junto a tus sombras
las que quisieras borrar
Tu estrella ya no me nombra
¿A quién le podrá importar?

Cambió
Se ha ido el ángel que había en ti
y aunque no atines a partir
ya no estás aquí
cambió

Fantasy Flight
Composer(s): Michael Pinder
Performer(s): Michael Pinder



It's time to turn off the light
I'm half asleep and I keep on yawning
It's time to cuddle up tight
We'll see the dawn if we stay here talking

Let's dream the rest of the night
As dreamers do when they contemplating
We'll take a fantasy flight
The fare is free and the ship is waiting

All aboard, the silver chord
The tour's about to start
See the famous asteroids
And a thousand, million stars
See the planets as they fly
Never falling from their path
Through our solar system's sky
Rock of ages is their map
Rock of ages is their map

Universal delight
The air is clear and the view breath-taking
It's such a wonderful sight
A solar flare and a moonbeam mating

Let's dream the rest of the night
As dreamers do when they come to play
We'll take a fantasy flight
The fare is free and the ship is waiting

All aboard, the silver chord
The tour's about to start
See the famous asteroids
And a thousand, million stars
See the planets as they fly
Never falling from their path
Through our solar system's sky
Rock of ages is their map
Rock of ages is their map

It's time to turn off the light
I'm half asleep and I keep on yawning
It's time to cuddle up tight
We'll see the dawn if we stay here talking

Let's dream the rest of the night
As dreamers do when they contemplating
We'll take a fantasy flight
The fare is free and the ship is waiting

All aboard, the silver chord
The tour's about to start
See the famous asteroids
And a thousand, million stars

See the planets as they fly
Never falling from their path
Through our solar system's sky
Rock of ages is their map
Rock of ages is their map

The Balance Of Nature
Composer(s): Burt Bacharach - Hal David
Performer(s): Dionne Warwick; Burt Bacharach; Indian Creek Singers



Once to every bird there comes along
the one bird that sings her a sweeter song
and the balance of nature goes on
forever and ever with true love

Once to every deer there comes a deer
and from that first moment it's very clear that
the balance of nature goes on
forever and ever with true love

Day by day we search for love
the way we all were born to do
not one by one but two by two

So, as long as there's a you and me
together that's how it will always be
and the balance of nature goes on, on, and on
with true love

Cambiada
Composer(s): Guillermo De Anda
Performer(s): Javier Solís



Te noto cambiada en tus sentimientos
ya no eres la misma que tuve en mis brazos
mi dulce tormento

Sé que la distancia bien pudo cambiarnos
pero el juramento que juntos hicimos 
no puedo olvidarlo
Acaso tus besos me los han robado con una traición
y ahora que regreso tan ilusionado tienes otro amor

Te noto cambiada y así más prefiero que me desengañes
a vivir creyendo en un falso te quiero

Acaso tus besos me los han robado con una traición
y ahora que regreso tan ilusionado tienes otro amor

Te noto cambiada y así más prefiero que me desengañes
a vivir creyendo en un falso te quiero
Que me desengañes a vivir creyendo en un falso te quiero

Fantasy
Composer(s): Eduardo del Barrio;
Maurice White; Verdine White
Performer(s): Earth, Wind & Fire



Every man has a place
In his heart there's a space
And the world can't erase his fantasies
Take a ride in the sky
On our ship fantasise
All your dreams will come true right away

And we will live together
Until the twelfth of never
Our voices will ring forever as one

Every thought is a dream
Rushing by in a stream
Bringing life to your kingdom of doing
Take a ride in the sky
On our ship fantasise
All your dreams will come true miles away

Our voices will ring together
Until the twelfth of never
We all will love together as one

Come to see victory
In a land called fantasy
Loving life a new degree
Bring your mind to everlasting liberty

As one

Come to see victory
In a land called fantasy
Loving life for you and me
To behold to your soul is ecstasy
You will find other kind
That has been in search of you
Many lives have brought you to
Recognise it's your life now in review

As you stay for the play
Fantasy has in store for you
A glowing light will see you through
It's your day shining day
All your dreams come true

As you glide in your stride
With the wind as you fly away
Give a smile from your lips and say
Are you free yes I'm free 
And I'm on my way

The Badger And The Rabbit
Composer(s): Ian Dury - Russell Hardy
Performer(s): Kilburn & the High Roads



The squirrel gather nuts in May
And he shuts his nuts away
There's a quick brown fox
In the hollyhocks
A vixen in the mood to play

Well The badger don't care
Rabbit got his share
Smile on the face of the fox
The squirrel and the bear
Just stand and stare
Old Red's standing up on his hocks

The weres and the bear don't bite
His nose in the air tonight
He's beating like a rabbit
Don't wanna feed his habit
His lady-rabbit's out of sight

Well The badger don't care
Rabbit's got his share
Smile on the face of the fox
The squirrel and the bear
Just stand and stare
Old Red's standing up on his hocks

The stag can be sincere at last
A pretty little deer goes past
The badger on the run
Can have a little fun
He doesn't find the pace too fast

Well The badger don't care
Rabbit got his share
Smile on the face of the fox
The squirrel and the bear
Just stand and stare
Old Red's standing up on his hocks

Cambalache
Composer(s): Enrique Santos Discépolo
Performer(s): Juan Carlos Baglietto



Que el mundo fue y sera una porqueria
ya lo se
en el quinientos diez
y en el dosmil también
que siempre ha habido chorros
maquiavelos y estafados
contentos y amargados
varones y doblés
pero que el siglo xx es un despliege
de maldad insolente
ya no hay quien lo niegue
vivimos revolcados en un merengue
y en el mismo lodo todos manoseados

Hoy resulta que es lo mismo
ser derecho que traidor
ignorante sabio chorro
generoso estafador
Todo es igual nada es mejor
lo mismo un burro que un gran profesor
no hay aplaza'os ni escalafón
los inmorales nos han iguala'o
si uno vive en la impostura
y otro afana en su ambición
da lo mismo que sea cura
colchonero, rey de basto
caradura o polizón

Que falta de respeto
que atropello a la razon
cualquiera es un señor
cualquiera es un ladrón
mezclado con Stavinsky
va Don Bosco y Napoleón
Don Chcho y Lamignón
Carnera y San Martín
igual que la vidriera irrespetuosa
de los cambalaches se ha mezclado la vida
y herida por un sable sin remache
ves llorar la biblia junto a un calefón

Siglo xx cambalache
problematico y febríl
el que no llora no mama
y el que no afana es un gil
Dale nomás dale que va
que alla en el horno
se va'mo a encontrar
no pienses mas sentate a un la'o
que a nadie importa si naciste honrra'o
si es lo mismo el que labura
noche un dia como un buey
que el que vive de las minas
que el que mata, que el que cura
o esta fuera de la ley

Fantastisch
English Title: You Did It
Performer(s): Wim Sonneveld



Pickering:
Ach man, je bent fantastisch
fantastisch, fantastisch!
Dat Higgins een fantast is
dat is fan-ta-sie!
En daarom zeg ik drastisch
Fantastisch!  Fantastisch!
Dat Higgins geen fantast is
maar een groot genie!
Jij moest een medaille hebben
Dat staat voor mij vast!

Higgins:
Doe geen moeite, doe geen moeite

Pickering:
Lid zijn van 't Hogerhuis
is iets wat bij jou past

Higgins:
Schei uit! Schei uit!
Ach man, wat klets je nou?
Dat het gelukt is, komt door jou!

Pickering:
Maar jij bent toch fantastisch
fantastisch, fantastisch!
Wat sprong je vastberaden
over elke barricade
lenig en elastisch!
Fan ... tastisch!

Goddank is deze nacht voorbij
Dat bal werd haast teveel voor mij
met al die angst, die zorg en al dat gedraai

Higgins:
We kwamen binnen en al gauw
begreep ik dat het lukken zou
en eig'lijk was het toen ontzettend saai

Pickering:
En toen ze schreed door 't middenpad
fluisterde ieder: "Wie is dat!?"

Higgins:
Misschien had men nog nooit een "lady" gezien!

Pickering:
En toen de Prins van Transylvanië haar ten dans vroeg
en grapjes met haar maakte bovendien ...!
Toen zei ik: "je bent fantastisch
fantastisch, fantastisch!"
Want hoor haar nu eens praten
't is een ras-aristocrate
och m'n beste man
't Is fantastisch!

Higgins:
Die Zoltan Karpathy was een geschenk van de hemel
Als hij er niet geweest was, had ik mij doodverveeld
Maar hij was er gelukkig - met al zijn oude truucjes!

Mrs. Pearce:
Karpathy? Die afschuwelijke Hongaar? Was die er ook?

Higgins:
Ja
Die afschuwelijke schurk, die z'n taalkennis toch alleen
maar gebruikt voor list en bedrog
Hij stelde zich weldra de duivelse taak 
"opheldering in de Miss-Doolittle-Zaak"
Elke keer zag ik hem weer
steeds die ongelikte beer uit Boedapest
Niemand die zo vuil en vals
niemand die zo mis'lijk als dit loeder pest!
Toen had hij er dan tenslotte toch
voor mijn gevoel wel iets te lang gestaan
Dus ik knikte en hij is zijn gang gegaan
Zo vet als hij die handkus gaf!
Wat droop de charme van 'm af!
Hij weekte in Hongaarse stijl
haar masker los met z'n gekwijl
En na niet al te lange tijd
toen stond hij bol van zekerheid
En tot de gastvrouw zei hij
na afloop van de wals:
"Vergis u niet in deze dame
want haar naam is vals!!!"

Mrs. Pearce:
... O!

Higgins:
Jawohl!
Ze komt hier niet vandaan - zei hij
Ze komt - wat ik u zeg - uit verre streken
Als ze zelf echt Engels was, dan zou ze zeker niet
de taal zo keurig spreken
en nadat hij dit gezegd had, hield hij even op
en zei toen zonder aarzeling
dat het hier beslist om een Hongaarse ging!

En niet alleen een Hongaarse, maar een koningsdochter!

Bedienden:
Hiep, hiep, hoera voor Professor Higgins
die triomf en victorie viert!
Hiep, hiep, hoera voor Professor Higgins
die nu Engeland's historie siert

Bediende in livrei
Meneer, u bent fantastisch
fantastisch, fantastisch
dat Higgins een fantast is
dat is fantasie!
Wij zeggen daarom drastisch!
fantastisch, fantastisch!
een woord, dat wel bombastisch
toch gepast is; 't was fantastisch
wat u deed! Hiep, hiep, hoera!

Rest van het personeel
Hiep, hiep, hoera voor Professor Higgins
die triomf en victorie viert!

Hiep, hiep, hoera voor
Professor Higgins!
Roep "Bravo"! en Halleluja!
Alles was fantastisch
Wat u deed! Hiep, hiep hoera!

The Bad And The Beautiful
Composer(s): David Raskin



Love is wrong
It sings a hopeless song
It longs for bitter disappointment and tears... and tears
It calls to all that used to be
And it yearns for someone who was tender... but untrue

Love is blind
It’s helplessly inclined
To bind itself to discontentment and fears…and fears
It dwells on nights that might have been
Love needs nothing more to do

My darling...

So, I hold each little token... we knew... we knew
Endlessly I unfold, each word we’ve spoken
We two... we two

Love is mad
It’s beautiful but bad
It gladly weeps when disillusion appears... appears
And so…I cling to yesterdays
While I’m hopelessly in love
While I’m hopelessly in love
With you

Camarines
Composer(s): Adrian Abonizio
Performer(s): Juan Carlos Baglietto



Cara de mujer enamorada
un vacio de rubór
no dice nada
estas como un reflejo, un torbellino
como un lapiz de escribir
la dirección
para el angel que no encuentra la casita
la ciudad, donde nunca mas se sufre

Me serviste un tinto
y un jazmín del aire
me manche en el camarín
con rouge el traje
estabas reflejada y enmarcada
en una luz de festival
que no culmina
y la luz voltaica te debora
y son horas de partir
lejos de este perro mundo

La luz se fue, y empeze a sonar
y yo cante hasta no dar más
una vez mas, pedian mas
y los odie, y odie el lugar
y cuando abri los ojos
y cuando abri los ojos
ya no estabas más

Fantástico
Composer(s): Noel Sherman; Jack Keller
Performer(s): Nat King Cole; Peggy Lee



Lo que te voy a contar
Anoche fui a bailar más no pude bailar
Pues me ocurrió algo simpático

Yo quería merenguear
Mi chiquita cha cha cha
Entonces se enojó y solo me dejó
En el salón
Ay que fantástico

La busqué, la encontré
Y le hablé de mi amor
Corazón tú tienes la razón
Volvamos al salón
Bailando con cha cha cha de amor

Esto es fantástico
Pero muy simpático
Un sueño fue en verdad y no la realidad
Escucha bien, todo es fantástico

Corazón tú tienes la razón
Volvamos al salón
Bailando con cha cha cha de amor
Wow!

Esto es fantástico
Pero muy simpático
Un sueño fue en verdad y no la realidad
Escucha bien, todo es fantástico

Un sueño fue en verdad y no la realidad
Escucha bien, todo es fantástico

The Baby Tree
Composer(s): Rosalie Sorrells
Performer(s): Jefferson Starship



There's an island way out in the sea
Where the babies they all grow on trees
And its jolly good fun
To swing in the sun
But you gotta watch out if you sneeze-sneeze
You gotta watch out if you sneeze

Yeah you gotta watch out if you sneeze
For swingin' up there in the breeze
You're liable to cough
You might very well fall off
And tumble down flop on your knees-knees
Tumble down flop on your knees

And when the stormy winds wail
And the breezes blow high in a gale
There's a curious dropping and flopping and plopping
And fat little babies just hail-hail
Fat little babies just hail

And the babies lie there in a pile
And the adults they come after awhile
And they always pass by
All the babies that cry
And take only babies that smile-smile
They take only babies that smile...
Even triplets and twins if they'll smile

Camarillo Brillo
Composer(s): Frank Zappa
Performer(s): Frank Zappa



She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin' out along her head
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo

She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then ...)

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away
Her rancid poncho
An' laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An' it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

(Is that a real poncho ... I mean
Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Hmmm ... no foolin' ...)