They're Red Hot
Composer(s): Robert Johnson
First release by: Robert Johnson - 1936
Covered by multiple other artists



Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
I got a girls, say she long and tall
She sleeps in the kitchen with her feets in the hall
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes, she got'em for sale, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes, she got'em for sale, yes, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
I got a letter from a girl in the room
Now she got something good she got to bring home soon, now
Its hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got em for sale, I mean
Yes, she got'em for sale, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got em for sale
They're too hot boy!
The billy got back in a bumble bee nest
Ever since that he can't take his rest, yeah
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes you got'em for sale, I mean
Yes, she got'em for sale 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Man don't mess around em hot tamales now
'Cause they too black bad, if you mess around em hot tamales
I'm gonna upset your backbone, put your kidneys to sleep
I'll due to break away your liver and dare your heart to beat bout my
Hot tamales 'cause they red hot, yes they got em for sale, I mean
Yes, she got em for sale, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
You know grandma left and grandpa too
Well I wonder what in the world we chillun gon do now
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes she got'em for sale 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Me and my babe bought a V-8 Ford
Well we wind that thing all on the runnin board, yes
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes she got'em for sale, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
They're too hot boy!
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes, now she got em for sale
You know the monkey, now the baboon playin in the grass
Well the monkey stuck his finger in that old 'Good Gulf Gas', now
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes she got'em for sale, yeah 

Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale
I got a girls, say she long and tall
Sleeps in the kitchen with her feets in the hall
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale, I mean
Yes she got'em for sale, yeah

They're Either Too Young Or Too Old
Composer(s): Frank Loesser - Arthur Schwartz
Performer(s): Bette Davis
and multiple other artists



You rushed away and left this house as empty as can be
And I am like the driftwood in a deadly calm at sea
I can't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but thee
For there is no secret lover that the draft board didn't discover

They're either too young or too old
They're either too gray or too grassy green
The pickings are poor and the crop is lean
What's good is in the Army, what's left will never harm me

They're either too old or too young
So, darling, you'll never get stung
Tomorrow I'll go hiking with that Eagle Scout unless
I get a call from grandpa for a snappy game of chess

They're either too warm or too cold
They're either to fast or too fast asleep
So, darling, believe me, I'm yours to keep
They're isn't any gravy, the gravy's in the Navy

They're either too fresh or too stale
There is no available male
I will confess to one romance I'm sure you will allow
He tried to serenade me, but his voice is changing now

They're either too bald or too bold
I'm down to the wheelchair and bassinet
My heart just refuses to get upset
I simply can't compel it to, with no Marine to tell it to

I'm either their first breath of spring
Or else, I'm their last little fling
I either get a fossil or an adolescent pup
I either have to hold him off or have to hold him up

The battle is on, but the fortress will hold
They're either too young or too old

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Composer(s): Napoleon XIV
First release by: Napoleon XIV - 1966
Covered by multiple other artists

Versions In Other Languages:
1966 - Vengono A Portarci Via Ah! Ahh! (I Balordi)
2000 - Ne Tulee Ja Hakee Mut Pois Ha-Haa (Moog Konttinen)



Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you
Whatever shall I do
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

They'll Never Take Her Love From Me
Composer(s): Leon Payne
First release by: Hank Williams - 1950
Covered by multiple other artists



If today the sun should set on all my hopes and cares
There is one smiling face the gods would see
'Cus she'll walk along beside me up the golden stairs
No, they'll never never take her love from me

What a fool I was to go and break the trust she gave
And see her love turn into sympathy
It's the one regret I'll carry with me to my grave
Oh, they'll never ever take her love from me

I'm so thankful for each golden hour of happiness
That we shared together in the used to be
Someone else's arms may hold her now in fond caress
But they'll never never take her love from me

I thought I'd make her happy if I stepped aside
But I knew her love would never set me free
And even on the morning she became another's bride
I said they'll never never take her love from me

They'll Make You Cry
Composer(s): Ron Elliott
Performer(s): The Beau Brummels



Oh Oh Oh Oh	 
I can't say, yes I know
You know I hate to go
But goodbye, love was sweet
I was kind never meet

I'll cry just a	little, 'cause I love you so
I'll die just a	little, 'cause I have to go away

Can't you see, how I feel
When I say love's unreal
So goodbye, love was sweet
Eventhough incomplete

I'll cry just a	little, 'cause I love you so
I'll die just a	little, 'cause I have to go away

Every night
I still hear
Oh your sighs very clear
Now love's gone
Gone away
As I once heard you say

I'll cry just a	little, 'cause I love you so
I'll die just a	little, 'cause I have to go away

They Were Only Playing Leapfrog



One staff officer jumped right over another staff officer's back
And another staff officer jumped right over that other staff officer's back
A third staff officer jumped right over two other staff officers' backs
And a fourth staff officer jumped right over all the other staff officers' backs
They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
When one staff officer jumped right over another staff officer's back

Walked in Line
Composer(s): Bernard Sumner - Peter Hook - Stephen Morris - Ian Curtis
First release by: Joy Division - 1981
Covered by multiple other artists



All dressed in uniforms so fine
They drank and killed to pass the time
Wearing the shame of all their crimes
With measured steps they walked in line
They walked in line 

They carried pictures of their wives
And numbered tags to prove their lies
And made it through the whole machine
With dirty hearts and hands washed clean
They walked in line 

Full of a glory never seen
They made it through the whole machine
To never question any more
Hypnotic trance - they never saw
They walked in line -- They walked in line

They Should Have Given You The Oscar
Composer(s): Gerry Goffin - Carole King
Performer(s): James Darren



I'd like to contest the awards given out by the academy
'Cause I know of a great performance that the judges didn't see

They should have given you the oscar
For the way you went and broke my heart
There's no name that you could mention
Who'd have done quite as much with a part

And just for the way you said you loved me
And the way you made each lie sound sincere
Oh, they should have given you the oscar
For the best performance of the year

If the critics could have seen
Your acting on the screen
I'm sure they would have cried as much as I
You knew your lines so well
How was I supposed to tell
That all along you loved another guy?

They should have given you the oscar
For the scene where you promised to be true
Every word was so convincing
Any audience would fall in love with you

And just for the way you said you loved me
And the way you made each lie sound sincere
Oh, they should have given you the oscar
For the best performance of the year

Yeah they should have given you the oscar
For the best performance of the year...

Yeah they should have given you the oscar
For the best performance of the year 

The Perfect Song
Composer(s): Joseph Carl Breil - Clarence Lucas
Performer(s): Billy Vaughn



If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny
Many thanks sincerely
Jane and Michael Banks

The Perfect Nanny
Composer(s): Richard M. Sherman - Robert B. Sherman
First release by: Karen Dotrice and Matthew Garber - 1964	
Covered by multiple other artists



If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny
Many thanks sincerely
Jane and Michael Banks

Dieu
((English & Spanish Versions: We (Charles Aznavour); Dios (Charles Aznavour))
Composer(s): Charles Aznavour - Jacques Plante
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour; Waldir Calmon



Dieu, je ne suis qu'un homme, Dieu, aie pitié de moi
Si c'est ta volonté, je suis résigné à porter ma croix
Dieu, si tu m'abandonnes, qui te remplacera?
Non, cherche autour de moi, personne ne mourir à les bras

Dieu, si tu me le condamnes, Dieu, qu'il en soit ainsi
Si je n'ai plus l'amour, à quoi vont les jour ?
Qu'importe ma vie? 
Tu as pris mon âme
Va, ne me laisse rien, va, jette aussi mon coeur aux flammes
Je n'en ai plus besoin, mon Dieu...

The People That You Never Get To Love
Composer(s): Rupert Holmes
Performer(s): Rupert Holmes



You're browsing through a second hand bookstore
And you see her in non-fiction V through Y
She looks up from World War Two
And then you catch her catching you catching her eye
And you quickly turn away your wishful stare
And take a sudden interest in your shoes
If you only had the courage, but you don't
She turns and leaves and you both lose

And you think about
The people that you never get to love
It's not as if you even have the chance
So many worth a second life
But rarely do you get a second glance
Until fate cuts in on your dance

And you'll see her on a train that you've just missed
At a bus stop where your bus will never stop
Or in a passing Buick when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop
Or you'll share an elevator, just you two
And you'll rise in solemn silence to your floor
Like the fool you are you get off
And she leaves your life behind a closing door

And you think about
The people that you never get to love
The poem you intended to begin
The saddest words that anyone has ever said
Are "Lord what might have been"
But noone said you get to win

Still you're never gonna miss what you don't know
And you don't know who you'll meet at half past three
It could be a total stranger who looks something just exactly much like me

One of the people that you never get to love
One of the people that you never get to love
The people that you nver get to love

Oh, How Much I Love You
((Adapted from: Dio, Come Ti Amo (Domenico Modugno) - 1966))
Composer(s): Domenico Modugno - Paul Vance - Lee Pockriss
Performer(s): Domenico Modugno - 1966
and multiple other artists

Versions In Other Languages:
1966 - Dios, Como Te Amo
1966 - Meus Deus, Como Te Amo (Giane)
1977 - Nu Gasesc Cuvinte (Alla Baianova)
2007 - Bože, Kako Te Volim (Tereza Kesovija)



Remember?
Why must I remember?
Why can't I simply close my eyes and go to sleep
And make her disappear?
Why must I always hear?
 
Dio, come ti amo
I still can hear her say
Oh God, how much I love you
And yet I walked away
 
The wind began to blow
And all the leaves went flying
She stood there in the night
And tried to keep from crying
 
Dio, come ti amo
What could I say or do?
When love has lost its meaning
It's over and it's through?
 
And so I went away
From someone who was waiting
To hold me in her arms
In an embraced celebrating
 
But that was long ago
And many loves had I
But only one was real
And that I let slip by
 
Dio, come ti amo
 
Dio, come ti amo
Those were the words she said
Oh God, how much I love you
Keeps running through my head
 
I know it's much too late
But I go right on prey
To have her back again
So she can hear me say
 
Dio, come ti amo
God, how much I love you

The Pennsylvania Polka
Composer(s): Lester Lee - Z. Manners
Performer(s): Harry Roy & His Band
and multiple other artists



Him: 
Strike up the music the band has begun
The Pennsylvania Polka
Pick out your partner and join in the fun
The Pennsylvania Polka
It started in Scranton, it’s now No 1
It’s bound to entertain you
Everybody has a mania
To do the polka from Pennsylvania

Her: 
While they’re dancing

Him: 
Everybody’s cares are quickly gone

Her: 
Sweet romancing

Him: 
This goes on and on until the dawn

Her: 
They’re so carefree

Him: 
Gay with laughter happy as can be
They stop to have a beer
Then the crowd begins to cheer
They kiss and then they start to dance again

The Payback
Composer(s): Fred Wesley - John Starks - James Brown
First release by: James Brown - 1974



Hey! Gotta gotta pay back!! (The big payback)
Revenge!! I'm mad (the big payback)
Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! (the big payback)
That's it!! Payback!!! Revenge!!!
I'm mad!!
Get down with my girlfriend
That ain't right!!
Hollarin' cussin', you wanna fight
Payback is a thing you gotta see
Brother do any damn thing to me
Sold me out, for chicken change (yes you did!!)
Told me that they, they had it all arranged
You had me down, and thats a fact
Now you punk
You gotta get ready
For the big payback!! (the big payback!!)
That's where I am, the big payback (the big payback!!)
I can do wheelin', I can do dealin' (yes you can!!)
But I don't do no damn squealin'
I can dig rappin', I'm ready!! I can dig scrappin'
But I can't dig that backstabbin' (Oh No!!)
The brother get ready!! Thats a fact!!
Get ready you Mother, for the big payback (The big Payback!!)
Let me hit 'em hit'em!! Hey Hey!! woooooooooooo!
Took my money, you got my honey
Don't want me to see what you doing to me
I got to get back I gotta deal with you!!
I got to get back I gotta deal with you!!
I got to get back I gotta deal with you!!
I got to get back I gotta deal with you!!
Hey let me tell ya!!
Get down with my woman, that ain't right!
You hollarin' and cussin', you wanna fight!!
Don't do me no darn favor,
I don't know karate, but I know Ka-Razor!!!! (yes we do!!)
Get ready that's a fact
Get ready you Mother for the big payback (the big payback!)
Hey!! I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a son of a man, but don't they tell ya then pappa can
Get ready for the big payback (the big payback!!) Hit 'em again!!
Get ready I need it, I need a hit again!!
Say it once
Say it once
Say it once
Hit 'emagain!!(the big payback!!)
Sold me out for chump change
Said my woman had it all arranged
Tryin' to make a deal, she wants to squeal
But I had my boys on her heals
Saw me comin', told a lie
Went down like you wanted to cry
I don't care what she does, she'll be doin' just like she was
Take those kids and raise them up
Somebody teach em to be rightous tough
Take her, take that woman, it's one place she found
Just run that mother out of town!!
Got to get up!! Got to get up, get out!!
Got to get up!! Got to get up, get out!!
I'm mad!! I want revenge, I want revenge (the big payback!!)
I want revenge
I want revenge
I want revenge (the big payback!!)
Give me those hits!! I want some hits!!
I need those hits, hit me!! 

The Patty Duke Show Theme
Composer(s): Sid Ramin - Bob Wells



Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere 
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
But Patty's only seen the sights 
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair! 

But they're cousins
Identical cousins all the way 
One pair of matching bookends 
Different as night and day

Where Cathy adores a minuet
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette 
Our Patty loves to rock and roll
A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet! 

Still, they're cousins
Identical cousins and you'll find 
They laugh alike, they walk alike
At times they even talk alike  
You can lose your mind 
When cousins are two of a kind 

The Path Of Love
Composer(s): Tony Romeo
Performer(s): The Cowsills



Well come on
follow down the Path of Love
Come on little children
gather 'round me and hear what I say
To lead the life you should
you got to strive to be good ev'ry day
You can brighten the dark
with a light in your heart
that'll shine like the sun above
So come on
follow down the Path of Love
Come on, ev'rybody together
Come on, let me show you the way
Come on, we can do much better
follow down the Path of Love
Come on, ev'rybody together
Come on, let me show you the way
Come on, we can do much better
follow down the Path of Love
Believe there is someone who loves you
no matter what
You can count your blessings
and be happy with whatever you've got
Won't you brighten the dark
with a light in your heart
you better shine like the sun above
So come on
follow down the Path of Love
Come on, ev'rybody together
Come on, let me show you the way
Come on, we can do much better
follow down the Path of Love
Come on, ev'rybody together
Come on, let me show you the way
Come on, we can do much better
follow down the Path of Love 

The Past Sure Is Tense
Composer(s): Don Van Vliet
First release by: Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band - 1982



The past sure is tense
they're heading up for the main event
all those people seem to be hell-bent
see those people up on top of the fence
and the man down there
selling knotholes through the fence
the little shoe generation man
I found your print on a dollar bill
I found your print on an Indian mound
I found your print on the statue at the sound
I found your print on the elephant ground
I found your print in the beautiful mountains
the grass no longer grew around
I found your print in my mind 
the past sure is tense
the past sure is tense
no you got the wrong idea
no you got the wrong intent
the carpenter carpenterized my vent
the only peephole
where is my dent
the past sure is tense
the past sure is tense
the past sure is now
I don't see how
see those people that used to
throw those tents
you can't see them now
they're in past tense
the past sure is tense 

The Passenger
Composer(s): Iggy Pop - Ricky Gardiner
First release by: Iggy Pop - 1977
Covered by multiple other artists

Versions In Other Languages:
1992 - O Passageiro (Capital Inicial)
2004 - De Reiziger (Aliaz)



I am a passenger
And I ride and I ride
Ride through the city's back sides
See stars come out of the sky
Yeah the bright and hollow sky
You know it looks so good tonight
I am a passenger
I stay under glass
I look through my window so bright
See the stars come out tonight
I see the bright and hollow sky
Over the city's red back side
And everything looks good tonight

Sing it
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la

Get into the car
We'll be the passengers
We'll ride through the city at night
See the city's red back side
See the bright and hollow sky
See the stars that shine so bright
The stars made for us tonight

Oh the passenger
How how he rides
Oh the passenger
He rides and he rides
Looks through his window
What does he see?
Sees the bright and hollow sky
Sees the stars come out tonight
Sees the city's red back side
Sees the winding ocean drive
And everything was made for you and me
All of it was made for you and me
It just belongs to you and me
So let's take a ride
See what's mine

Sing it
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la

Sing it
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la

Sing it
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la

O Passageiro
((Adapted from: The Passenger (Iggy Pop) - 1977))
((Dutch Version: De Reiziger (Aliaz) - 2004))
Composer(s): Iggy Pop - Ricky Gardiner - Dinho Ouro Preto - Bozzo Barretti
Performer(s): Capital Inicial - 1992



Eu sou o passageiro
Eu rodo sem parar
Eu rodo pelos subrbios escuros
Eu vejo estrelas saindo no cu
o claro e o vazio do cu
Mas essa noite tudo soa to bem
Entre no meu carro
Ns vamos rodar
Seremos passageiros da noite
E veremos a cidade em trapos
E veremos o vazio do cu
Sob os cascos dos subrbios daqui
Mas essa noite tudo soa to bem
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l) l-l-l
Olha o passageiro
Como, como ele roda
Olha o passageiro
Roda sem parar
Ele olha pela janela
E o que ele v
Ele v sinais no cu
E ele v as estrelas que saem
E ele v a cidade em trapos
E ele v o caminho do mar
E tudo isso foi feito pra mim e voc
Tudo isso foi feito pra mim e voc
Simplesmente pretence a mim e voc
Ento vamos rodar e ver o que meu
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l) l-l-l
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l)
Cantando l-l, l-l (l-l-l-l) l-l-l
Eu sou o passageiro
Eu rodo sem parar
Eu sou o passageiro
Eu rodo sem parar
Eu sou o passageiro