This Is What We Find
Performer(s): Ian Dury & The Blokheads



Morning Reg, meat and two veg? 
He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!

Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk
Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk
So she had a Milk of Magnesia and curry powder sandwich, half a pound of uncut pork
Took an overdose of Omo, this made the neighbours talk

Could have been watching Frankie Vaughn on the telly and giving herself a scratch

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
A sense of humour is required, amongst the bacon rind

Hello Brian, wash and iron? Try it on, it's only nylon

Single batchelor with little dog Tony Green of Turnham Green
Said 'who's a clever boy then girl, now you know whom I mean'
For the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been
And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean

A bit of claggy on the waggy

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
They must have had a funny time, on the Golden Hind

O vanitas vanitatum, which of us is happy in his life
Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified

Hello Mrs Wood, this boy looks familiar, they used to call him Robin Hood.
Now he's Robin fucking shit cunt

Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill
Of Do-It-Yourself dexterity, and double glazing skill
Came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill
So he sanded off his winkle with his Black and Decker drill

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find
The hope that springs eternal, springs right up your behind!
This is what we find (repeat)...

Casi Loco Por Tu Amor
((Adapted from: Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Queen) - 1980))
Composer(s): Freddie Mercury - Sandra Baylac - Sebastian Schon
Performer(s): Pablo Dagnino - 1996



No se que hacer
esta vez no quiero esperar
Perdi la razon
no puedo mas y me entrego
Casi loco por tu amor

Decir que no
cada vez me cuesta mas
y asi yo soy
el esclavo de tu pasion
Y me muero
Casi loco por tu amor

Ahi va mi nena jamas pide perdon
me desespera
ella me trata como un perro
no me tiene compasion

No quiero pensar tal vez
olvidar esta decepcion
Mejor me voy
a caminar por el boulevard
hasta que vuelvas
Casi loco por tu amor

Yo quiero decir que no
cada vez me cuesta mas y asi
Yo soy el esclavo de tu pasion
Y me muero
Casi loco por tu amor

Ahi va mi nena jamas pide perdon
me desespera...no tiene compasion
No quiero pensar
tal vez olvidar esta decepcion
Mejor me voy
A caminar por el boulevard
hasta que vuelvas
Casi loco por tu amor
Casi loco por tu amor

Jam Up And Jelly Tight
Composer(s): Tommy Roe; Freddy Weller
Performer(s): Tommy Roe; Scooter Lee



Jam up and jelly tight
My, my, my baby
Now you're outta sight
Jam up and jelly tight
You look a little naughty 
But you're so polite
Jam up and jelly tight
You won't say you will but 
There's a chance that you might

I said the first day I met you 
Someday I'm gonna pet you
Now you're here and baby I love it
So come on and give me some lovin
Jam up and jelly tight
Jam up and jelly tight

You've got a sweet disposition
So come on and give me permission
For one kiss and maybe another
You'll see we were meant for each other 
Jam up and jelly tight
Jam up and jelly tight

This Is Us
Composer(s): Mark Knopfler
Performer(s): Emmylou Harris & Mark Knopfler



This is us down at the Mardi Gras
This is us in your daddy's Car
You and the missing link
Yeah, I'd had a little too much to drink, now
Too long in the sun
Having too much fun
You and me and our memories
This is us

This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us

You rocking at the barbecue
Yeah, when we said I do
Hand-jiving on the ballroom floor
You in that wedding coat you wore
And you in that amazing dress
I was stoned on love I guess
You and me we were meant to be
This is us

This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us

This is us on our Honeymoon
In our hotel room
Sittin' by the wishing well
Checkin' out of the Love Motel
Makin' plans for the sunshine state
Waitin' at the terminal gate
You and me making history
This is us

This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us

And our baby boy
With our pride and joy
You at the Sunday Game
Standin' next to what's-his-name
On our Anniversary
With the family
You and me and our memories
This is us

This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us
This Is Us

Crazy Like A Fox
Composer(s): Al Staehely
Performer(s): Keith Moon



Hello everybody and welcome
Hello 

Stand back you got to give the girls room to move
Stand back you got to let'em enter on through
I know you think she's acting crazy
And she's playing crazy games for you
But she's crazy like a fox
And that fox got her eyes on you

Stand back you got to give the girl room to dance
Stand back she's goona love ya, if you gonna have a chance
I know you think she's acting to try one
And she's playing crazy games with you
But she's crazy like a fox
And that fox got her eyes on you

Stand back you got to give the little lady room to breath
Stand back I can see your trembling at your knees
I know you think she's acting crazy
And she's playing crazy games for you
But she's crazy like a fox
And that fox has got her eyes on you
But she's crazy like a fox
And that fox has got her eyes on you
I said she's crazy like a fox
And that fox has got her eyes on you

Jaloux De Tout
Composer(s): Étienne Roda-Gil;
Julien Clerc; Chris Padovan
Performer(s): Julien Clerc



Ce soir je viens me glisser dans tes rêves
Dans cette mer que le désir soulève
Laisse moi faire de toi mon trésor
Comme Arpagon à genoux sur son or

Tes paupières de fièvre
Sont à moi, sont à moi
Tes frayeurs, tes rêves
Sont à moi, sont à moi, sont à moi

Jaloux
Oui jaloux
Jaloux et jaloux de tout

Quand tu t'en vas seule vers d'autres affaires
Je sais toujours où tu es sur la terre
Je gagne toujours au jeu d'colin maillard
Les yeux bandés méme quand il fait noir
Tes hanches qui m'enchaînent
Sont à moi, sont à moi
Tes yeux en colère
Sont à moi, sont à moi, sont à moi

Jaloux
Oui jaloux
Jaloux et jaloux de tout

Ne venez pas traîner sur mes falaises
Où mon amour se promène à son aise
Même si ce n'est que pour nous regarder
Un accident est si vite arrivé

Tes jours dans la lumière
Sont à moi, sont à moi
Tes nuits, leurs mystères
Sont à moi, sont à moi, sont à moi

Jaloux
Oui jaloux
Jaloux et jaloux de tout
Jaloux et jaloux de tout

J'Aurai Sa Fille
((Adapted from: Down On The Corner (Creedence Clearwater Revival) - 1969))
Composer(s): John Fogerty - Vline Buggy
Performer(s): Eddy Mitchell - 1970

Versions In Other Languages: 
1977 - Nede På Hjørnet (Rock Nalle & The Flames)
1982 - Katupoikien Laulu (Kari Peitsamo Revival)



Quand on voit ton père, on ne l'oublie plus
Il y a au cimetière des gens qui l'ont bien connu
Mais que peut-il faire contre notre amour?
Me chasser, me faire la guerre, mais je sais bien qu'un jour

J'aurai sa fille, j'aurai ses chevaux
J'aurai sa fille mais il n'aura pas ma peau

Ton père a une pierre à la place du cœur
Malgré ses colères, moi, il ne me fait pas peur
Et dans la cuisine, même s'il dort
Près de sa vieille carabine, même s'il est le plus fort

J'aurai sa fille, j'aurai ses chevaux
J'aurai sa fille mais il n'aura pas ma peau
J'aurai sa fille, j'aurai ses chevaux
J'aurai sa fille mais il n'aura pas ma peau

Dans un chemin sombre pourtant, l'autre soir
Surgissant de l'ombre, il a bien failli m'avoir
Alors, à toutes jambes, j'ai couru vers toi
Tu m'as caché dans ta chambre, mais cette nuit-là

J'ai eu sa fille en premier cadeau
J'ai eu sa fille, un jour, il aura ma peau
J'ai eu sa fille en premier cadeau
J'ai eu sa fille, un jour, il aura ma peau

Crazy Life 
Composer(s): Gino Vannelli
Performer(s): Gino Vannelli; The Eddie Metz Jr. Trio



It's a crazy life a hazy life
A mixed up jumbled phasy life
A crazy life for people who want to smile
I just don't understand
Why so hard to say hello before goodbye

It's a coocoo life a lulu life
A moody magic voodoo life
A coocoo life for people who want to love
I just don't understand why so green
That it's been hang ups day to day
I gotta pack up get away

'Cause it's a crazy life
Yes it's a crazy life
Crazy life

It's a stupid life elusive life
A lonely stuck secluded life
A stupid life for people who want to fly too high
I just don't understand why so blue
What to do
I'm gonna kiss my sky goodbye
I'm gonna jump way down and die

'Cause it's a crazy life
Yes it's a crazy life
Crazy life

Jake The Peg
Composer(s): Rolf Harris; Frank Roosen
Performer(s): Rolf Harris;
Paul O'Brien All Stars Band



[Chorus:] 
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
Wherever I go through rain and snow 
The people always let me know 
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle 

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died 
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried 
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun 
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet 
Believe me that's no fun 

[Chorus] 

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan 
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own 
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket 
They used to roll my trousers up 
And use me for the wicket 

[Chorus] 

I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard 
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a yard 
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more 
By getting my shoes and socks off 
I could count to twenty four 

I'm Jake the (stops to count)

...to twenty five 

I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
Whatever I did they said was false 
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz 
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" - but 
which foot? 
I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two" 
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With the extra leg... diddle-iddle-iddle-um

This Is Tomorrow
Composer(s): Bryan Ferry
Performer(s): Bryan Ferry; Chad Wackerman; Ed Mann



Here in the hush of evenin'
On a night in June
Overhearin' conversations
Bayin' at the moon
Suddenly a voice I'm hearin's
Sweet to my ear
This is tomorrow callin'
Wishin' you were here

Layin' in my motel bedroom
Feelin' ceilin' blues
Wall to wall a TV's twitchin'
Clearly not a muse
Then flashin' through the interference
Beams a thousand tunes
This is tomorrow callin'
What have I to lose

Truckin' by the railway station
I'm on the road again
Steerin' clear of all temptation
Unto the point of pain
When steamin' thru on cue
I hear that wailin' whistle blow
If this is tomorrow callin'
Oh what a way to go!

Day to day you live old fashioned
Hi-toned,fancy free
A double take,on image-spittin'
Tailored to a T
While history is tellin' you
The same old thing
This is tomorrow callin'
Let's stick a new oar in
This is tomorrow callin'
Y'all 'n
Come on in

Crazy In The Night
Composer(s): Kim Carnes
Performer(s): Kim Carnes



Sometimes I really think 
I'm going crazy in the night 
When I hide down in the covers 
And I won't turn on the light 
I think nothing's gonna get me 
But then again it might 
What can I do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

I need a drink of water 
But I swallow hard instead 
'Cause it's hard to move a muscle 
When you're frozen in your bed 
If I could make it to the phone 
Before I die of fright 
What can I do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

Sometimes she really thinks 
She's going crazy in the night 
When she hides down in the covers 
And she won't turn on the light 
She says nothing's gonna get to her 
But then again it might 
What can she do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

There's a monster on my ceiling 
There's a monster on the wall 
There are thousands in the closet 
Now they're coming down the hall 
I'm so hidden they can't find me 
But then again they might 
What can I do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

Sometimes she really thinks 
She's going crazy in the night 
When she hides down in the covers 
And she won't turn on the light 
She says nothing's gonna get to her 
But then again it might 
What can she do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

And if I disappeared 
Do you think they'd ever look 
Would I be headlines in the paper 
Or the cover of the book 
Got to pull myself together 
I don't want to die of fright 
What can I do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night 

Sometimes she really thinks 
She's going crazy in the night 
When she hides down in the covers 
And she won't turn on the light 
She says nothing's gonna get to her 
But then again it might 
What can she do to keep from going 
Crazy in the night

J'Aimerais Pouvoir Encore Souffrir Comme Ça
English Title:
I Wish That I Could Hurt That Way Again
Composer(s): Chris Long; Pierre Billon
Performer(s): Johnny Hallyday



Oh! J'aimerais pouvoir encore souffrir comme ça
Comme du temps où de temps en temps t'étais là
Et entre nos déchirures je regardais mes blessures
Et au moins je savais que t'étais pas bien loin
Oh! J'aimerais pouvoir encore souffrir comme ça

Oh! J'aimerais qu'on puisse repartir à la guerre
Même si je sais que chaque fois je la perds
Et quand tu me désertais la solitude me tuait
Plus sûrement que les jouets idiots de la haine
Oh! J'aimerais pouvoir souffrir comme hier

J'aimerais t'entendre me dire que tu ne m'aimes plus
Que tout ça doit finir que c'est foutu
J'aimerais tant te voir partir comme tu l'as si souvent fais
Au moins mes yeux te verraient t'en aller

J'aimerais pouvoir encore souffrir comme ça
Comme du temps où de temps en temps t'étais là
Et entre nos déchirures je regardais mes blessures
Et au moins je savais que t'étais pas bien loin
Oh! J'aimerais pouvoir encore souffrir demain

This Is The World Calling
Performer(s): Bob Geldof



I hear a heart beat
It's ringing out across the universe
It sounds so lost and lonely
It must come from somewhere deep inside of us
And the operator says
"All is calm
All is quiet
Close your eyes and sleep tonight"

This is the world calling
This is earth
This is the world calling
This is us

I'm on a train now
I'm moving through the yellow fields of rape
There's so much beauty
I wished that I believed enough to pray
Then the operator says
"Spinning 'round, you're wrapped in blue
There's no-one looks as good as you"

This is the world calling
This is us
And it goes on and on

What we going to do because it can't go on
Wrap me in your arms and keep me warm tonight

This is the world calling
God help us

Crazy Horses
Composer(s): Alan Ralph Osmond; Wayne Osmond; Merrill Davis Osmond
First release by: The Osmonds - 1972
Covered by multiple other artists



There's a message floatin' in the air
Crazy horses ridin' everywhere
It's a warning, it's in every tongue
Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run

What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I
Crazy horses 
Crazy horses
Crazy horses

Never stop and they never die 
They just keep on puffin' how they multiply
Crazy horses, will they never halt? 
If they keep on movin' then it's all our fault

What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I
Crazy horses 
Crazy horses
Crazy horses 

So take a good look around
see what they've done, what they've done 
they've done
they've done 
they've done 
they've done

Crazy horses 
Crazy horses 
Crazy horses
Crazy horses ...

J'Aimerais
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour



J'aimerais t'apprendre du monde
Tout ce que j'en ai oublié
Et courir devant tes pensées

J'aimerais prendre ton âge
Et faire un bon dans tes printemps
Pour m'enrichir en te donnant

Tu découvres à peine les choses
Moi je suis entre chien et loup
Tu te blesses aux premières roses
Ma vie est rongée des deux bouts

J'aimerais partagé tes peines
J'aimerais provoquer tes joies
Mais ça ne dépend que de toi

J'aimerais t'apprendre l'enfance
Moi qui ne l'ai jamais connue
Car tu n'y penses déjà plus

J'aimerais rêver dans tes rêves
Et serrant ton front sur mon coeur
Ne plus penser au temps qui meurt

Tu viens de crever ta coquille
Moi le ciel ne voit plus mes yeux
Tu veux égarer ta famille
Je cherche à reconnaître Dieu

J'aimerais t'enseigner la vie
J'aimerais t'expliquer l'amour
Redonner le jour à tes jours
Des millions de fois
Mais ça ne dépend que de toi

This Is The Time
Performer(s): Billy Joel



We walked on the beach beside that old hotel
They're tearing it down now
But it's just as well
I haven't shown you everything a man can do
So stay with me baby
I've got plans for you

This is the time to remember
'Cause it will not last forever
These are the days
To hold on to
'Cause we won't
Although we'll want to
This is the time
But time is gonna change
You've given me the best of you
And now I need the rest of you

Did you know that before you came into my life
It was some kind of miracle that I survived
Some day we will both look back
And have to laugh
We lived through a lifetime
And the aftermath

This is the time to remember
'Cause it will not last forever
These are the days
To hold on to
'Cause we won't
Although we want to
This is the time
But time is gonna change
I know we've got to move somehow
But I don't want to lose you know

Sometimes it's so easy
To let a day
Slip on by
Without even seeing each other at all
But this is the time you'll turn back and so will I
And those will be the days you can never recall

And so we embrace again
Behind the dunes
This beach is cold
On winter afternoons
But holding you close is like holding the summer sun
I'm warm from the memory of days to come

This is the time to remember
'Cause it will not last forever
These are the days
To hold on to
But we won't
Although we'll want to
This is the time
But time is gonna change
You've given me the best of you
But now I need the rest of you 

Crazy He Calls Me
Composer(s): Bob Russell; Carl Sigman
First release by: Billie Holiday - 1949
Covered by multiple other artists



I say I'll move the mountains
And I'll move the mountains
If he wants them out of the way
Crazy, he calls me
Sure I'm crazy
Crazy in love, I'd say

I say I'll go through fire
And I'll go through fire
As he wants it, so it shall be
Crazy, he calls me
Sure I'm crazy
Crazy in love, you see

Like the wind that shakes the bough
He moves me with a smile
The difficult I'll do right now
The impossible will take a little while

I say I'll care forever
And I mean forever
If I have to hold up the sky
Crazy, he calls me
Sure I'm crazy
Crazy in love am I

J'Aime, J'Aime Pas
Composer(s): Claude Moine; Pierre Papadiamandis
Performer(s): Eddy Mitchell



J'aime pas du tout les week-end en partance
À date fixe super organisés
J'aime pas non plus les G.O. de vacances
Du gentil Club Méditerranée
J'aime la pluie du mois d'août à Paris
Quand il est désert et moins pollué
Sachant tout ça, si tu veux bien de moi
Nous vivrons ensemble et sans contrat
Sinon, je reprendrai ma vie de vagabond
En regrettant que tu m'aies dit non

J'aime pas du tout me raser le dimanche
Mettre une cravate et sentir bon
J'aime pas les bains moussants qui vous détendent
Et vous laissent les jambes en coton
J'aime mieux un verre, un cigare, une bière
Un champagne, un whisky, un bourbon
Sachant tout ça, si tu veux bien de moi
Nous vivrons ensemble et sans contrat
Sinon je reprendrai ma vie de vagabond
En regrettant que tu m'aies dit non

Mais toi puisque je t'aime
On fera comme tu voudras
Je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime

J'aime pas la neige le soleil et la mer
Devenus propriété privée
J'aime pas non plus la voiture de nos rêves
Remboursable sur plusieurs années
Les femmes n'aiment pas les femmes
Qui aiment les hommes
Ça ne m'empêche pas de les aimer
Sachant tout ça si tu veux bien de moi
Nous vivrons ensemble et sans contrat
Sinon, je reprendrai ma vie de vagabond
En regrettant que tu m'aies dit non

Mais toi puisque je t'aime
On fera comme tu voudras
Je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime

J'aime pas du tout les week-end en partance
A date fixe super organisés
J'aime pas non plus les G.O. de vacances
Du gentil Club Méditerranée
J'aime la pluie du mois d'août à Paris
Quand il est désert et moins pollué
Sachant tout ça si tu veux bien de moi
Nous vivrons ensemble et sans contrat
Sinon...

This Is The Night
Composer(s): Ritchie Adams - Mark Barkan
Performer(s): The Archies



Don't you cry, and don't be afraid
Just let my love sweep you away
We've been waitin' for too long
With a love so wild, a love so strong...

Oh, oh, oh, oh
This is the night
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
The time is right
Hey-eh-eh-ey
Come hold me tight
Oh, my, this is the night
Oh, my, this is the night

See the stars doin' their thing
Feel the breeze, hear the birds sing
Mother Nature has given her cue
Now the whole world is waitin' for me and you

Oh, oh, oh, oh
This is the night
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
The time is right
Hey-eh-eh-ey
Come hold me tight
Oh, my, this is the night
Oh, my, this is the night

Feel so good, kissin' your lips
Paradise at my fingertips
We may have missed a lot before
But we'll make it up forevermore

Oh, come on... (repeat chorus)

Crazy Fingers
Composer(s): Jerry Garcia - Robert Hunter
Performer(s): Grateful Dead; Joe Gallant & Illuminati; Jazz Is Dead



Your rain falls like crazy fingers
Pearls of fragile thunder keeping time
Recall the days that still are to come some sing blue
Hang your heart on laughing willow stray
Down to the water, deep sea of love
beneath the sweet calm face of the sea swift undertow

Life may be sweeter for this, I don't know
See how it feels in the end
May Lady Lullaby sing plainly for you soft, strong, sweet and true
Cloudy hands reaching from a rainbow tapping at the window, touch your hair
So swift and bright strange figures of light float in air

Who can stop what must arrive now? Something new is waiting to be born
Dark as the night you're still by my side shine inside 
Gone are the days we stopped to decide where we should go, we just ride
Gone are the broken eyes we saw through in dreams gone, both dream and lie

Life may be sweeter for this, I don't know
Feels like it might be alright
While Lady Lullaby sings plainly through you Love still rings true
Never could reach it, just slips away but I try