Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny?
Composer(s): Carl Hoefle; Del Porter
Performer(s): Spike Jones; Joanie Bartels


Recitative: 

My 'rithmatic is gettin' bad
I don't know what to do
I bought a little bunny
Then I bought another bunny
Don't one and one make two? 

Chorus: 

Now when I'm lookin' at the funnies
I get as mad as mad as I can be
'Cause now there are so many bunnies
Oh me, Oh my, Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? 

And when I'm eating bread and honey
Those silly little bunnies pester me
'Cause all the bunnies beg for honey
Oh gee, Oh gosh, Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? 

When we're playing hide and seek
At my heels they sneak, sneak, sneak
When I hide they peek, peek, peek
I get so mad I could shriek: Eeek! 

If you want a fuzzy bunny
That's got a wigg'ly nose and cotton tail
I wish that you would buy a bunny
'Cause I got lots of bunnies for sale.

Recitative: 

An' when I get up early in the morning to go out to the chicken house 
to feed my little tiny baby chickens, all those crazy little bunnies 
just follow around after me, just hop-hop-hop-hop-hop-hop-hoppin' like the dickens
Here, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky! 
Get away from me, bunny 
Ya bother me 
Get outa here, ya crazy little bunnies! 

And when I sneak my little tiny puppy dog, Rover, upstairs with me to bed
the bed is full of them silly little bunnies, from the foot up to the head
Get out of my bed, you bad little bunnies! Go on, now, bunnies! Get outa here! 
Go on, now! 

Chorus: 

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, everywhere
There's bunnies on the table and there's bunnies on the chair
Bunnies on the sofa and there's bunnies on the floor
And there's some new ones coming through the door: more?! 

Please come on and buy a bunny
I'd even like to sell you two or three
But if you don't have any money
I'll give you a bunny
'Cause there's just... 

Spoken: 
....too darn many bunnies for me! 
There's bunnies all over the place
Bunnies under my feet, bunnies on my bed
Every place that I go
those silly little bunnies.... (fade out)