Where Do The Holes Go In Doughnuts
Composer(s): R. Carlson
Performer(s): Billy James



My father was a baker
And oh, how he could bake
His bread was heavy laden
Aa also was his cake

He surely knew his business
That's how he made his dough
But often he would say to me
Here's what I'd like to know...

Where do the holes go in doughnuts
When we eat the doughnuts up?
I've tried to find out the answer
Ever since Hector was a pup (Woof woof!)

Now, I know where mosquitos go in winter
And I know it hurts to sit down on a splinter
But tell me, where do the holes go in doughnuts
When we eat the doughnuts up?