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I am a Sagittarius.

Usually a Sagittarius will come off as a blissfully happy idiot. In most cases, this first impression will prove accurate. His moronic enthusiasm cannot be dampened by anything - not even by a cinder block falling on his head.
After talking to a Sagittarius for five minutes, you will want to kill him quickly but painfully.