The Banks Of Newfoundland

It's In The Book
Composer(s): Johnny Standley; Art Thorsen
Performer(s): Johnny Standley



I have a message for you, a very sad message!
My subject for this evening will be Little Bo Peep

It says here, "Little Bo Peep", who was a little girl
"has lost her sheep, and doesn't know where to find them"
Now that's reasonable, isn't it?
It's, it's reasonable to assume if Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep
it's only natural that she wouldn't know where to find them
That, that basically is reasonable, but, uh, "leave them alone"
Now that overwhelms me … completely overwhelms me
The man said she lost her sheep, turns right around and boldly states
"She doesn't know where to find them"
And then has the stupid audacity to say, "Leave them alone!"
Now! Now, now think for a moment! Think!
If the sheep were lost, and you couldn't find them
you'd have to leave them alone, wouldn't you?
So, "Leave them alone"
"Leave them alone"
It's in the book!

"Leave them alone and they", they being the sheep, "they will come home"
Ah yes, they'll come home
Oh, there'll be a brighter day tomorrow, they will come home!
It's in the book

"They will come home a-waggin' their tails"
Pray tell me what else could they wag?
"They will come home a-waggin' their tails behind them, behind them!"
Did we think they'd wag them in front?
Of course, they might have come home in reverse
They could have done that, I really don't know
But, none the less, it's in the book

So now if you will, kindly pick up your books, and turn to page 222
We'll ask you all to sing
You'll find your books on the backs of your seats
Are we ready?

Everyone, 222
Let's really enjoy ourselves, let's live it up
All together

Do you remember grandma's lye soap?
Good for everything in the home
And the secret was in the scrubbing
It wouldn't suds and couldn't foam

Then let us sing right out for grandma's, for grandma's lye soap
Used for, for everything, everything on the place
For pots and kettles, the dirty dishes
And for your hands and for your face

So we'll now sing the second verse
Let's get it with great exuberance, let's live it up
It's not raining inside tonight
Everyone, let's have a happy time
Are we ready?
All together, the second verse

Little Herman and brother Thurman
Had an aversion to washing their ears
Grandma scrubbed them with the lye soap
And they haven't heard a word in years

Then let us sing right out for grandma's, for grandma's lye soap
Sing all out, all over the place
For pots and kettles, the dirty dishes
And for your hands and for your face

Well, let's sing what's left of the last verse
Let's have a happy time, everyone
The last verse, all together
Everyone!

Mrs. O'Malley, out in the valley
Suffered from Ulcers, I understand
She swallowed a cake of grandma's lye soap
Has the cleanest ulcers in the land

Then let us sing right out for grandma's, for grandma's lye soap
Sing right out, all over the place
The pots and, the pots and pans, oh dirty dishes
And for your hands and for your face