State Of Confusion

Starving To Death On My Government Claim (aka Lane County Bachelor)
(Traditional)



My name is Frank Bolar, an old bach'lor I am
I'm keeping old batch on an elegant plan
You'll find me out west in the County of Lane
Starving to death on my government claim
My house it is built of the national soil
The walls are erected according to Hoyle
The roof has no pitch, but is level and plane
And I never get wet till it happens to rain

Then hurrah for Lane County, the land of the free
The home of the bedbug, mosquito and flea
I'll sing loud her praises and never complain
While starving to death on my government claim

My clothes they are ragged, my language is rough
My head is case-hardened, both solid and tough
The dough it is scattered all aver the room
And the floor would take fright at the sight of a broom
My dishes are dirty, and some in the bed
Are covered with sorghum and government bread
But I have a good time and I live at my ease
On common-sop sorghum, old bacon and grease

Then hurrah for Lane County, the land of the West
Where the farmers and laborers are always at rest
Where you've nothing to do but sweetly remain
And starve like a man on your government claim

How happy am I when I crawl into bed
And a rattlesnake rattles a tune at my head
And the gay little centipede, void of all fear
Crawls over my pillow ind into my ear
And the nice little bedbug, so cheerful and bright
Keeps me a-scratching full half of the night
And the gay little flea with toes sharp as a tack
Plays "why don't you catch me?" all over my back

But hurrah for Lane County, where blizzards arise
Where the winds never cease and the flea never dies
Where the sun is so hot if in it you remain
'Twill burn you quite black on your government claim

How happy am I on my government claim
Where I've nothing to lose and nothing to gain
Nothing to eat and nothing to wear
Nothing from nothing is honest and square
But here I am stuck, and here I must stay
My money's all gone, and I can't get away
There's nothing to make a man hard and profane
Like starving to death on a government claim

Then come to Lane County, there's room for you all
Where the winds never cease and the rains never fall
Come join in the chorus, and boast of her fame
While starving to death on your government claim
Now don't get discouraged, you poor hungry men
We're all here as free as a pig in a pen
Just stick to your homestead and battle your fleas
And pray to your Maker to send you a breeze
Now a word to claim holders who are bound for to stay
You may chew on your hardtack till you're toothless and gray
But as for me, I'll no longer remain
And starve like a dog on my government claim

Then farewell to Lane County, farewell to the West
I'll travel back East to the girl I love best
I'll stop in Missouri and get me a wife
And live on corn dodgers the rest of my life