The Blue Danube
Composer(s): Johann Strauss II - Sol Meyer - Del Porter - Spike Jones
Performer(s): Spike Jones



All the years have come, and the years have gone
but the oft told tale is not true
for of all the things the Danube is
the Danube is not blue
The Danube is green
what's more it ain't clean
It's green as a bean
It ain't not serene
And though the blueberry looks a little purple
And though your maple syrup looks a little murple
Don't believe what you have heard or you have saw
Oh the Danube isn't blue, it's green
Oh, the Danube is green as the grass in the spring
It's as green as the dollar you spend on a fling
It's as green as the paint that you put on the screen
Oh the blue of the Danube is greener than green
The Danube isn't blue (Am I blue? No!)
The Danube has another hue (Who? Me? You!)
It's time we all came clean, (B.O.)
'Cause the Danube isn't blue, it's green

Candy Kisses
Composer(s): Neil Sedaka - Phil Cody
Performer(s): Neil Sedaka



My old lady she's so sweet and fine
I can't help wanting her kisses all the time
I run to meet her like a kid with a dollar
To the corner candy store
It's what I'm livin' for
But I want mooore...than your candy kisses

She starts movin' I say "Honey please"
("I don't want your kisses")
I ain't foolin', you know it isn't right to tease
("I don't need your kisses")
I tell her "Sugar you're a true fine lover"
"You're as sweet as cherry pie"
But no matter how I try
I can't get high
On your candy kisses

I don't want our love to stop
("Don't stop it")
If it should stop
("Don't stop it")
My heart would break
If the sun should get to hot
("Don't stop it")
It's gonna melt away the icing on our cake

Candy kisses knock me off my feet
("I don't want your kisses")
Fill me up but leave me feelin' incomplete
("I don't need your kisses")
Fancy wrappin's and well-made trappin's
Will lead me to your door
What I'm hungry for
Is so much mooore...than your candy kisses

("Candy kisses, candy candy kisses")
("Candy kisses, candy candy kisses")

Candy kisses knock me off my feet
Fill me up but leave me incomplete
Since your wrappin's lead me to your door
It's not the only kind of love that I'm lookin' for
Candy kisses ain't enough for me
Got to have all your lovin' if you're gonna stay with me

("Candy kisses, keep your candy kisses")

Candy, candy, candy kisses ain't enough for me
Got to have all your love if you're gonna stay with me

("Candy kisses, keep your candy kisses")

Candy, candy, candy kisses ain't enough for me
Got to have all your love if you're gonna stay with me

("Candy kisses, keep your candy kisses")

Candy, candy, candy kisses ain't enough for me
Got to have all your love if you're gonna stay with me ...

Feliz
Composer(s): Gonzaguinha
Performer(s): Raimundo Fagner



Para quem bem viveu o amor
Duas vidas que abrem
Não acabam com a luz
São pequenas estrelas
Que correm no céu
Trajetórias opostas
Sem jamais deixar de se olhar

É um carinho guardado no cofre
De um coração que voou
É um afeto deixado nas veias
De um coração que ficou
É a certeza da eterna presença
Da vida que foi
Na vida que vai
É a saudade da boa
Feliz cantar

Que foi foi foi
Foi bom e pra sempre será
Mais mais mais
Maravilhosamente amar

The Bloke Who Invented Beer
Performer(s): Rolf Harris



Okay you lot, all right, all right, you fellahs, now
you're all drinking up and havin' a good time 
How about a round of applause for the gent who made all this possible...
... The bloke who invented beer 
Are you gonna join me in a musical tribute to this noble benefactor? (Too right!)

How about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
He gave this tired old world a spark
They should have his statue in ev'ry park
Life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yes, us fellahs know that the invention of beer was the greatest thing that ever happened to mankind 
Ahead of electricity and airplanes and all that other stuff 
But did the bloke who invented beer get the credit and recognition he deserves...
No!
No, he don't 
But we don't forget him 
Just look at our pub motto
Caesar was great and so was Nero, but the bloke who invented beer's a hero! 
So c'mon, loosen up your tonsils and let's give it another burst 
Are you ready? Well, let's go then...

Oh, how about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
We'd all be shakin' and quakin' flops
If we couldn't gargle our throats with hops
He was the first to defeat the old demon thirst
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

How about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
Though not one hist'ry book gives his name
We say he will stay in the hall of fame
Man's joys were few, till our hero brought out his brew
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yeah, life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yeah, life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer...

Candy Kisses
Composer(s): George Morgan
First release by: George Morgan - 1949
Covered by multiple other artists



Candy kisses, wrapped in paper
Mean more to you than any of mine
Candy kisses, wrapped in paper
You'd rather have them any old time

Girl, you don't mean it when you whisper
All those love words in old Killer's ear
You got some candy kisses, wrapped in paper
Mean more to you than mine could, dear

Hey girl, you don't mean it when you whisper
Those sweet love words in old Killer's ear
You got candy kisses, all wrapped up in paper
Meaning more to you than mine could, dear

Felix The Wonderful Cat
Composer(s): Alfred Bryan;
Pete Wendling; Max Kortlander



He's amazing, he's remarkable
He is fearless, unbelievable
He is super dooper and extraordinary
He's the kind of guy that keeps you feeling merry
Who?
Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat

Whenever he gets in a fix he reaches into his bag of tricks
Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat
You'll laff so much your sides will ache
Your heart will go pit-a-pat 
Watching Felix the wonderful cat

The Blizzard
Composer(s): Harlan Howard 
First release by: Jim Reeves - 1961
Covered by multiple other artists



There's a blizzard comin' on, how I'm wishin' I was home
for my pony's lame and he can't hardly stand
Listen to that Norther sigh- if we don't get home, we'll die
But it's only seven miles to MaryAnn
It's only seven miles to MaryAnn

You can bet we're on her mind, 'cause it's nearly supper time
And I'll bet there's hot biscuits in the pan
Lord, my hands feel like their froze, there's a numbness in my toes
but it's only five more miles to MaryAnn
It's only five more miles to MaryAnn

That winds howlin' and it seems, mighty like a woman's scream
We best be movin' faster, if we can
Dan, just think about that barn, with that hay so soft and warm
It's only three more miles to MaryAnn
It's only three more miles to MaryAnn

"Well Dan, get up, you awnry cuss, or you'll be the death of us
Well I'm so weary, I'll help ya', if I can
Well, alright Dan, perhaps it's best, that we stop awhile and rest
For it's still a-hundred yards to MaryAnn"

It's still a-hundred yards to MaryAnn

Well, late that night the storm was gone, and they found 'im, there at dawn
Well, he'd a-made it, but he just couldn't leave 'ol Dan
Yes, they found him there, on the plains, with his hands froze to the reins
He was just a-hundred yards from MaryAnn

He was just a-hundred yards from MaryAnn

Candy Girl
Performer(s): Frankie Valli



I've been a searching all this wide world
Finally I found my
Candy Girl

I found me a girl
Candy Girl
She sets my heart a whirl
Candy Girl
with huggin' (huggin') and kissin' (kissin') and lovin'
She's mine (mine)
Mine (mine)
woh-oh-oh
Candy Girl

We get along so well
Candy Girl
I know just why I fell
Candy Girl
She's thrilling (thrilling) and chilling (chilling), yeah, she's so divine
She's mine (mine)
Mine (mine)
woh-oh-oh
Candy Girl

When we're out together
Everyone knows the way we feel
We both seem to glow with a glow of love
And it's plain to see
Our love is real!

I'm happy as can be
Candy Girl
She vowed eternally
Candy Girl
To hold me (hold me) and love me (love me) until the end of time
She's mine (mine)
Mine (mine)
woh-oh-oh
Candy Girl

Candy Girl
Candy Girl
Candy Girl
Candy Girl

Féline
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour



Nous sommes faits l'un pour l'autre
Je saurais te rendre heureux
Si dans mes bras tu te vautres
Tu veux
Féline je serai féline
Rrraou avec toi monsieur

Y a longtemps que je désire
Avec toi monter au cieux
Je suis née pour te chérir
A mieux
Féline je serai féline
Rrraou avec toi monsieur

Je peux être chatte de race
Avec grâce
Tu verras
Ou bien chatte de gouttière
Sans manière
La nuit blottie dans tes bras

Quand tu me feras la cour
Fermant à demi les yeux
Je ronronnerai d'amour
Mon Dieu
Féline je serai féline
Rrraou avec toi monsieur

Je voudrais mordre tes lèvres
Couchée sur ton corps nerveux
Je me sens soudain tout fièvre
Tout feux
Féline je serai féline
Rrraou avec toi monsieur

Je suis nerveuse d'attendre
Tu sais bien ce que je veux
Fais pas semblant de comprendre
Le jeu
Féline je serai féline
Rrraou avec toi monsieur

Si tu veux jouer les Falstaff
Je t'agrafe
Sans regret
Avec mes crocs et mes griffes
Objectif
Te lacérer le portrait

Mais
Si dans mes bras tu te vautres
Je saurais te rendre heureux
Nous sommes faits l'un pour l'autre
Nous deux
Féline je serai féline

Rrraou avec toi monsieur

The Blind Man In The Bleachers ((aka The Last Game Of The Season (David Geddes))
Performer(s): Kenny Starr; Loyal Garner



He's just the blind man in the bleachers to the local hometown fans
And he sits beneath the speakers way back in the stands
And he listens to the play by play, he's just waiting for one name
He wants to hear his son get in the game

But the boy's just not a hero, he's strictly second team
Though he runs each night for touchdowns in his fathers sweetest dreams
He's gonna be a star someday though you might never tell
But the blind man in the bleachers knows he will

And the last game of the season is a Friday night at home
And no one knows the reason but the blind man didn't come
And his boy looks kinda nervous,sometimes turns around and stares
Just as though he sees the old man sitting there
 
Well, the local boys are tryin' but they slowly lose their will
Another players down and now he's carried from the field
At halftime in the locker room the kid goes off alone
And no one sees him talkin' on the phone

And the games already started when he gets back to the team
And half the crowd can hear his coach yell, "Where the hell you been?"
"Just getting' ready for the second half", is all he'll say
"Cause no you're gonna let me in to play"

And without another word he turns and runs into the game
And though the silence on the field, loudspeakers call his name
It'll make the local papers how the team came from behind
When they saw him playing out his heart to win

And when the game was over the coach asked him to tell
What was it he was thinkin' of that made him play so well
"Well, you knew my Dad was blind", he said, "Tonight he passed away"
"It's the first time that my father's seen me play"

Candy Apple Red
Composer(s): Houston Turner
Performer(s): Bill Anderson
and multiple other artists



He came speeding through the town each day at sundown 
And his car was painted candy apple red 
He was coming there to see the Sheriff's daughter 
And the Sheriff didn't know it, so they said 

Time and time again the Sheriff tried to catch him 
But he always speeded up and got away 
That old county jail stood patiently a-waitin' 
And the Sheriff vowed he'd put him there some day 

Well there goes candy apple red, that's what the people said 
If he doesn't slow it down a bit, he's gonna end up dead 
And the Sheriff's daughter said she'd rather end up dead 
Than to live without her candy apple red 

So the Sheriff built a barricade to catch him 
And he sat there at the limits of the town 
But the Sheriff's daughter had already met him 
And she married him before the sun went down 

When the Sheriff saw them comin' down the highway 
He saw they couldn't stop and quickly caught his breath 
As they crashed the barricade the car exploded 
And the boy and girl went to a flaming death 

Well there goes candy apple red, that's what the people said 
If he doesn't slow it down a bit, he's gonna end up dead 
And the Sheriff's daughter said she'd rather end up dead 
Than to live without her candy apple red

Felicitá
Composer(s): G. De Stefani; 
Dario Farina; C. Minellono
Performer(s): Al Bano & Romina Power;
and various other artists



Felicitá
E' tenersi per mano, andare lontano la felicitá
E' il tuo sguardo innocente in mezzo alla gente la felicitá
E' restare vicini, come bambini, la felicitá, felicitá

Felicitá
E' un cuscino di piume, l'acqua del fiume che passa e che va
E' la pioggia che scende, dietro alle tende la felicitá
E' abbassare la luce, per fare pace, la felicitá, felicitá

Felicitá
E' un bicchiere di vino
Con un panino la felicitá
E' lasciarsi un biglietto dentro al cassetto, la felicitá 
E' cantare a due voci, quanto mi piaci la felicitá, felicitá

Senti nell'aria c'e gia la nostra canzone 
D'amore che va... 
Come un pensiero che sa di felicitá
Senti nell'aria c'e gia un raggio di sole piu caldo che va
Come un sorriso che sa di felicitá

Felicitá 
E' una sera a sorpresa
La luna accesa, la radio che va 
E' un biglietto d'auguri, pieno di cuori la felicitá
E una telefonata non aspettata, la felicitá, felicitá

Felicitá 
E' una spiaggia di notte 
L'onda che batte, la felicitá
E' una mano sul cuore, piena d'amore la felicitá
E' aspettare l'aurora, per farlo ancora la felicitá 
Felicitá

Senti nell'aria c'e gia la nostra canzone 
D'amore che va... 
Come un pensiero che sa di felicitá
Senti nell'aria c'e gia un raggio di sole piu caldo che va
Come un sorriso che sa di felicitá

The Blacksmith Blues
Composer(s): Jack Holmes
Performer(s): Ella Mae Morse
and multiple other artists



Down in old Kentucky
Where horseshoes are lucky
There's a village smithy standin' under a chestnut tree
Hear the hammer knockin'
See the anvil rockin'
He sings the boogie blues while he's hammerin' on the shoes
See the hot sparks a-flyin'
Like Fourth of July-in'
He's even got the horses cloppin', pop! down the avenue
Folks love the rhythm
The clang-bangin' rhythm
You'll get a lot o' kicks out of the Blacksmith Blues

Candy
Composer(s): Mack David; Joan Whitney; Alex Kramer
Performer(s): Frank Sinatra



Candy, I call my sugar Candy
Because I'm sweet on Candy
And Candy's sweet on me
He/She understands me
My understanding Candy
And Candy's always handy
When I need sympathy
I wish that there were four of him/her
So I could love much more of him/her
He/She has taken my complete heart
Got a sweet tooth for my sweetheart
Candy, it's gonna be just dandy
The day I take my Candy
And make him/her mine, all mine

Félicie Aussi
Composer(s): Albert Willemetz;
C.L. Pothier; Casimir Oberfeld
Performer(s): Fernandel; Maurice Chevalier



C'est dans un coin du bois d'Boulogne
Que j'ai rencontré Félicie
Elle arrivait de la Bourgogne
Et moi j'arrivai en Taxi
Je trouvai vite une occasion
D'engager la conversation

Il faisait un temps superbe
Je me suis assis sur l'herbe
Félicie aussi
J'pensais les arbres bourgeonnent
Et les gueules de loup boutonnent
Félicie aussi
Près de nous sifflait un merle
La rosée faisait des perles
Félicie aussi
Un clocher sonnait tout proche
Il avait une drôle de cloche
Félicie aussi

Afin d'séduire la petite chatte
Je l'emmenai dîner chez Chartier
Comme elle est fine et délicate
Elle prit un pied d'cochon grillé
Et pendant qu'elle mangeait le sien
J'lui fit du pied avec le mien

J'pris un homard sauce tomates
Il avait du poil au pattes
Félicie aussi
Puis une sorte de plat aux nouilles
On aurait dit une andouille
Félicie aussi
Je m'offris une gibelotte
Elle embaumait l'échalotte
Félicie aussi
Puis une poire et des gaufrettes
Seulement la poire était blette
Félicie aussi

L'Aramon lui tournant la tête
Elle murmura "quand tu voudras"
Alors j'emmenai ma conquête
Dans un hôtel tout près de là
C'était l'hotêl d'Abyssinie
Et du Calvados réuni

J'trouvai la chambre ordinaire
Elle était pleine de poussière
Félicie aussi
Je m'lavai les mains bien vite
L'lavabo avait une fuite
Félicie aussi
Sous l'armoire y avait une cale
Car elle était toute bancale
Félice aussi
Y avait un fauteuil en plus
Mais il était rempli d'puce
Félicie aussi
Et des draps de toiles molles
Me chatouillaient les guiboles
Félicie aussi

The Blackpool Walk 
Performer(s): Felix Mendelssohn



They’re all doing the Blackpool Walk
It’s become a whole town sport
Ee by gum, it’s champion
It’s the Blackpool Walk

They’re all coming from near and far
To learn the steps, and here they are
Ee by gum, it’s champion
It’s the Blackpool Walk

Two steps forward, two steps back
Then you glide to the right 
Then forward, then then back
Then you shout with all your might

Oh, oh, they’re all doing the Blackpool Walk
It’s become the whole town’s sport
Ee by gum, it’s champion
It’s the Blackpool Walk

Candles Getting Shorter
Composer(s): Ken Hensley
Performer(s): The Gods



And the candle's getting shorter
And the flame has nearly gone
You didn't love me like you
Ought to have done
Why do I, why do I keep on crying
Why do I, why do I keep on crying

How long will the sadness last
Will it be too long before it's past
How I've been so
Hopelessly out class
Since our love died
I've cried and cried and I cried
Since our love died
I've cried and cried and I cried

It doesn't really matter
If I wake one day and find
You didn't want to stay
My heart will just go on pretending
That I didn't love or
Want you anyway, no

Felicia Adjö
Composer(s): Cornelis Vreeswijk
Performer(s): Cornelis Vreeswijk



Felicia försvann, kan någon säga hur?
Som fågeln ur sin bur
Som isen när det våras
Som kärlek när den såras
Som tur utan retur
Felicia försvann, kan någon säga hur?
Felicia är död, död är mitt enda hopp
Försvunnen hennes kropp
Av näcken blev hon tagen
och ned i älven dragen
Hon flyter aldrig opp
Felicia är död, försvunnen hennes kropp

Felicia försvann, Felicia adjö
Vi måste alla dö
Du kysste mig på munnen
Du log och var försvunnen
Ditt kött var också hö
Felicia försvann, Felicia adjö.

Felicia försvann, kan någon säga hur?
Som fågeln ur sin bur
Som isen när det våras
Som kärlek när den såras
Som tur utan retur
Felicia försvann, kan någon säga hur?

The Blackfly Song
Composer(s): Wade Hemsworth 
Performer(s): Wade Hemsworth



'Twas early in the spring when I decide to go
For to work up in the woods in North Ontario
And the unemployment office said they'd see me through
To the Little Abitibi with the survey crew

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' on my bones
In North Ontario, io, in North Ontario

Now the man Black Toby was the captain of the crew
And he said "I'm gonna tell you boys what we're gonna do
The want to build a power dam and we must find a way
For to make the little Ab flow around the other way"

So we survey to the east and we survey to the west
And we couldn't make our minds up how to do it best
Little Ab, Little Ab, what shall I do?
For I'm all but goin' crazy on the survey crew

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' on my bones
In North Ontario, io, in North Ontario

It was blackfly, blackfly, blackfly, everywhere
A-crawlin in your whiskers, a- crawlin in your hair
A-swimmin' in the soup and a-swimmin' in the tea
Oh the Devil take the blackfly and leave me be

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' on my bones
In North Ontario, io, in North Ontario

Black Toby fell to swearin' cuz the work went slow
And the state of our morale was a-gettin' mighty low
And the flies swarmed heavy; it was hard to catch a breath
As you staggered up and down the trail, talkin' to yourself

Now the bull cook's name was Blind River Joe
If it hadn't been for him, we'd've never pulled through
For he bound up our bruises and he kidded us for fun
And he lathered us with bacon grease and balsam gum

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' on my bones
In North Ontario, io, in North Ontario

At last the job was over; Black Toby said 
"We're through with the Little Abitibi and the survey crew"
T'was a wonderful experience and this I know
I'll never go again to North Ontario

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' on my bones
In North Ontario, io, in North Ontario

Candlebright
Composer(s): Stevie Nicks
Performer(s): Stevie Nicks



For no special reason
I am leaving you for awhile tonight
I'm flying far above you
Still I love you, you make things right

I've been with you before
I'll be with you again
I'll come back for more, yea
The story has a strange ending

Well, you know me I'm a nomad
I can't feel bad about the way I am
I've been rolling around my whole life
You're my candlebright in the window

You guide me back again
And I come when you shine
You are not my friend, no
But I am something of a dreamer
I am something of a dreamer
I am something of a dreamer

Well, you know me I'm a nomad
I can't feel bad about the way I am
I've been rolling around my whole life
You're my candlebright in the window

You guide me back again
And I come when you shine
You are not my friend, no
But I am something of a dreamer
I am something of a dreamer
I am something of a dreamer

Still I love you
My candlebright
You are not my friend
(In the window)
But still I love you

You're my candlebright
Still I love you
(In the window)
But you are not my friend
(My candlebright)
But still I love you
(In the window)

Still I love you
Still I love you
(I can't feel bad)
Still I love you