Schat Wat Kost Een Zoen Van Jou
Composer(s): Francis De Proft; Walter Ertveldt
Performer(s): Francis



Schat wat kost een zoen van jou
Vertel het me heel gauw
Mijn liefste
Als ik van je hou
Wordt jij mijn vrouw mijn liefste

Schat wat kost een zoen van jou
Vertel het me heel gauw
Mijn liefste
Jij maakt me bang want het duurt zo lang
Geef vlug een zoentje op mijn wang

Ik kan je niet weerstaan
Ik wil je nooit laten gaan
Want al ben ik nu nog vrij
Ik wil jou liefde voor mij

Schat wat kost een zoen van jou
Vertel het me heel gauw mijn liefste
Toon me voortaan de juiste baan
Die we samen zullen gaan

Ik wil met je leven
En je alles geven
Waar doe me toch geen pijn
Door alleen te zijn

Schat wat kost een zoen van jou
Vertel het me heel gauw mijn liefste
Ga met me mee mijn toverfee
Naar een hemel voor ons twee

Renta Santa
Performer(s): Chris Hill


Here is a news flash! 
We have just heard that Father Christmas
is unable to do his rounds this year 
due to industrial trouble in Greenland 
Therefore, a replacement must be found!

We are going over now to the office of Renta Santa
Miss Singleton, who has actually applied for the job?
"Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, Alice Cooper, Elton John"
Same old faces, hey?

Have you any suggestions of your own?
"Take a chance with someone new, you'll see"
Good idea
Now, here's a face we all know
Football star, Georgie Best
George, what have you been doing lately?
"Sitting in the sun, waiting for a senorita to show"
Splendid!

And now we have Mr. Edward Heath
Sir, we know you're out of work right now, but
Don't you think you look rather foolish standing there
In a red costume and false beard?
"It's just a silly phase I'm going through"
Tell us, what did Margaret Thatcher say when
She saw you dressed like this?
"She stood there laughing"

Oh dear, well here's someone whose not been laughing
Too much either; rock star and tax exile, Rod Stewart
"I'm an ordinary guy, and my pockets are empty"
Rod, what did you tell the tax department
When you returned to this country?
"I can't give you anything"
But Rod, we all have to pay tax
"But not half as much as I do"
Really?
"No, not half as much as I do"

Over here, we are very fortunate to have the
Man who trains Santa's reindeers
Sir, we understand you actually speak to these animals
What do you say to them?
"Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh"
And what is their reply?
"What chu, chu, chu, chu"
What does that mean exactly?
"That means, I offer my love to you"
Amazing!

And now we've got Mr. Spock from Star Fleet Command!
How did you get here?
"Look at me, can't you see, I'm beaming all over?"
Oh, and now they're ready with the results
They are about to be announced

And the man whose been chosen is Mr. Uri Geller

Well, Uri, this is really wonderful
Everyone's delighted!
Now, I'm sure we'd all like to see a party trick before you leave
What are you going to do for us?
"I took my magic wand, and 'poof', I have me fun!"
And look what's happening here 
It's Bendy!
"Hey, what does? 
What's happening"

Hey! You've bust me record player!
Player.....player.....player.....player.......

Sch ... Kleines Baby Wein Nicht Mehr 
(English Version: Hush, Little Baby)
Performer(s): Marlene Dietrich



Sch, kleines Baby, wein´ nicht mehr
die Mami kauft dir einen Teddybär

Und wenn der Teddybär nicht mehr springt
kauft dir die Mami einen Schmetterling

Und fliegt der Schmetterling ganz weit
kauft dir die Mami ein rotes Kleid

Und wenn das rote Kleid zu rot
kauft dir die Mami ein Segelboot

Und wenn das Segelboot zu nass 
kauft dir die Mami den größten Spaß

Und ist der größte Spaß zu klein
kauft dir die Mami den Sonnenschein

Und wenn die Sonne wird dunkel sein
kauft dir die Mami ein Vögelein

Und wenn das Vöglein nicht mehr singt
kauft dir die Mami einen goldenen Ring

Wenn dir das Ringlein nicht gefällt
kauft dir die Mami die ganze Welt

Wenn dir die ganze Welt zu groß 
kauft dir die Mami das große Los

Wenmn sich das große Los nicht lohnt
kauft dir die Mami den Silbermond

Und wenn der Mond verweht im Wind
bist du noch immer das schönste Kind

Sch, kleines Baby, wein´ nicht mehr
die Mami kauft dir einen Teddybär

Remember (Christmas)
Composer(s): Harry Nilsson
First release by: Harry Nilsson - 1972
Covered by multiple other artists


Long ago, far away
Life was clear, close your eyes

Remember is a place from long ago
Remember filled with everything you know
Remember when you're sad and feelin' down
Remember turn around

Remember life is just a memory
Remember close your eyes and you can see
Remember think of all that life can be
Remember

Dream, love is only in a dream, remember 
Remember life is never as it seems. Dream

Long ago, far away
Life was clear, close your eyes

Scénic Railway
(English Version: Scenic Railway - 1997)
Composer(s): Serge Gainsbourg
First release by: Serge Gainsbourg - 1964



Ouais
Je t'emmènerai sur le Scénic railway
Si c'est ce que tu veux
C'est facile
Ouais
Je t'emmènerai sur le Scénic railway
On verra ça demain
C'est promis
Mais ne te sens-tu pas
Quelque peu inconsciente
Tout ce qu'aimer veut dire
Le sauras-tu un jour
Ouais
Je t'emmènerai sur le Scénic railway
Tu n'as que ça en tête
C'est terrible

Ouais
Je t'emmènerai sur le Scénic railway
Mais ces émotions-là
C'est facile
Ouais
Je t'emmènerai sur le Scénic railway
Et cesse de bouder
C'est d'accord
Je t'y verrai ainsi
Que je te veux cruelle
Agrippée à mon bras
Par tes ongles blessé
Ouais
Je vais te sembler un peu cynique ouais ouais
Y a pas que les machines
Pour s'envoyer en l'air

She's Got It
Composer(s): Little Richard; John Marascalco
Performer(s): Little Richard



There's a sweet little girl that lives down the street
Some people think she's square but I think she's sweet
You can see her every day, strollin' up and down the way
Lookin' so pretty and this is what I say

She's got it
Ooh baby, she's got it
Ooooh baby, she's got it
I can't do without her

Big blue eyes, long black hair
Dimpled cheeks and she's no square

Ruby lips, shapely hips
When she walks down the street all the cats flip

She loves to sing, hot rod queen
She's real gone in everything

She loves to sing, hot rod queen
She's real gone in everything

When the music's hot, she loves to bop
She'll dance till the jukebox pop

She's got it
Ooh baby, she's got it
Ooooh baby, she's got it
I can't do without her
Yeah, she's got it
Oh-oh, she's got it
Ooooh, she's got it
Yeah-yeah, she's got it
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Yeah-yeah-yeah, hey
Aaaaaaaahhh...

Scenes From An Italian Restaurant 
Composer(s): Billy Joel
Performer(s): Billy Joel
and multiple other artists



A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead
We'll get a table near the street
In our old familiar place
You and I--face to face 

A bottle of red, a bottle of white
It all depends on your appetite
I'll meet you any time you want
In our Italian Restaurant 

Things are okay with me these days
Got a good job, got a good office
Got a new wife, got a new life
And the family's fine
We lost touch long ago
You lost weight
I did not know
You could ever look so good after
So much time 

I remember those days hanging out
At the village green
Engineer boots, leather jackets
And tight blue jeans
Drop a dime in the box play the
Song about New Orleans
Cold beer, hot lights
My sweet romantic teenage nights 

Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies
And the king and the queen of the prom
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
We never knew we could want more than that out of life
Surely Brenda and Eddie would always know how to survive 

Brenda and Eddie were still going steady in the summer of '75
When they decided the marriage would be at the end of July
Everyone said they were crazy
"Brenda you know you're much too lazy
Eddie could never afford to live that kind of life"
But there we were wavin' Brenda and Eddie goodbye 

They got an apartment with deep pile carpet
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big waterbed that they bought with the bread
They had saved for a couple of years
They started to fight when the money got tight
And they just didn't count on the tears

They lived for a while in a very nice style
But it's always the same in the end
They got a divorce as a matter of course
And they parted the closest of friends
Then the king and the queen went back to the green
But you can never go back there again 

Brenda and Eddie had had it already
By the summer of '75
From the high to the low
To the end of the show
For the rest of their lives
They couldn't go back to the greasers
The best they could do was pick up the pieces
We always knew they would both find a way to get by
That's all I heard about Brenda and Eddie
Can't tell you more than I told you already
And here we are wavin' Brenda and Eddie goodbye 

A bottle of red, and bottle of white
Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight
I'll meet you anytime you want
In our Italian Restaurant

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas
Composer(s): Jeff Foxworthy; Doug Grau; P.D. Scots Pipe Band; Scott Rouse; Tim Wilson
Performer(s): Jeff Foxworthy; The Wacky Redneck Hillbillies



Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!
Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas
Well you cleaned up! 
Whadya git?

Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT

Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas
I know that, I got it covered 
Look over in the corner
That's yours too?
Yea!

Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT

Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
No, they're redneck gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures
Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights
Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...

Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT

Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the car key outta your ear
That's where the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again
Now listen...

Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT

 
								

Scende La Pioggia
((Adapted from: Elenore (The Turtles - 1968))
Composer(s): John Barbata - Howard Kaylan - Al Nichol - Jim Pons - Mark Volman - Franco Migliacci
Performer(s): Gianni Morandi - 1968
and multiple other artists



Tu nel tuo letto caldo, io per strada al freddo
ma non è questo che mi fa triste
Qui fuori dai tuoi sogni l'amore sta morendo
ognuno pensa solo a se stesso
Scende la pioggia ma che fa
crolla il mondo addosso a me
per amore sto morendo!
Amo la vita più che mai
appartiene solo a me
voglio viverla per questo!
E basta con i sogni, ora sei tu che dormi
ora il dolore io non conosco
Quello che mi dispiace è quel che imparo adesso
ognuno pensa solo a se stesso
Scende la pioggia...

Przybiezeli Do Betlejem


Przybiezeli do Betlejem pasterze
Graja skocznie dzieciateczku n lirze

Refrain:
Witaja dzieciatko, male pacholatko
Pasterze, pasterze

Dzieciatko sie do pastuszkow usmiecha
Jako Jesus czystem sercem oddycha
Chwala na wysokosci
Chwala no wysokosci
A poloj na ziemi

Scatterbrain 
Composer(s): Khan Keene; Carl Bean; Frankie Masters; Johnny Burke
Performer(s): Frankie Masters
and multiple other artists



Everyone who sees you says, fascinating face
Heavens, what a figure and, goodness me, what grace
Everyone who meets you must lose his heart, I find
Then he's sure to lose his mind

You're as pleasant as the morning
And refreshing as the rain
Isn't it a pity that you're such a scatterbrain
When you smile it's so delightful
When you talk it's so insane
Still it's charming chatter, scatterbrain

I know I'll end up apoplectic
But there's nothing I can do
It's just the same as being in a hurricane
And though my life will be too hectic
I'm so much in love with you
Nothing else can matter
You're my darling scatterbrain

You're as gay as New Year parties
You're as sweet as sugarcane
But when you get serious, you're such a scatterbrain
When we dance I think it's heaven
Till about the third refrain
Then you start your patter, scatterbrain

Perhaps I'm much too analytic
But I'm up the well-known tree
I've tried to understand your double-talk in vain
Yet, won't you please forgive your critic
'Cause you mean so much to me
Nothing else can matter
You're my darling scatterbrain

Pretty Snow Flakes
Composer(s): Luigi Creatore; Hugo Peretti; David Plattner
Performer(s): Patti Page


It's winter, it's winter the snow fell last night
It fell on the tree tops and painted them white
The children are playing their faces are bright
Oh what a wonderful sight

Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes falling down from the sky
How I wonder where you come from as you flutter by
Did winter's magic hand send you down to bless the land

Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes falling down from the sky
Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes hello and goodbye

The pond by the old mill is covered with ice
The fires are glowing and everything's nice
The whole world is smiling and bundled up tight
Oh what a wonderful sight

Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes falling down from the sky
How I wonder where you come from as you flutter by
Did winter's magic hand send you down to bless the land

Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes falling down from the sky
Pretty snow flakes 
Pretty snow flakes hello and goodbye

Pretty snow flakes
Pretty snow flakes hello and goodbye

She's Gonna Win Your Heart
Composer(s): Billy Burnette; Hank Williams
Performer(s): Eddy Raven



I know just how you feel
When you see my baby dance across the floor
And I know you'd like to steal her love
I know I've been there before

I can see the way she's lookin' at you
I'm runnin' out of time
I used to feel the same way too
When I was tryin' to make her mine

She's gonna win your heart
She always gets her way
She knew right from the start
How to play her part
She's gonna win your heart

She can be so very nice
Melt you down like ice
With all her charms
Pick you up to paradise
I've been there once or twice in her arms

When my baby's running free
Takes a stronger man than me
To hold her down
Maybe you've got what she needs
So it's your turn to try and stop her runnin' round

She's gonna win your heart
She always gets her way
She knew right from the start
How to play her part
She's gonna win your heart

If I thought the time was right
I would try with all my might
To make her stay
But I won't put up a fight
'Cause I know she don't love me anyway

And I know ...

And I know she's gonna win your heart
She always gets her way
She knew right from the start
How to play her part
She's gonna win your heart

Yes I know she's gonna win your heart
She knows just what to say

She knew right from the start
How to play her part

Scary Voices
Composer(s): Andy Summers
Performer(s): Andy Summers



I have tried
to succeed
everything I do
is scaring me
To possess
to have won
everything that's
underneath the sun
Scary voices
echo
in my head
I can see
I am blind
everyone I love
I leave behind
Hold on and take control
hold on and save your soul
be sure before you rise
hold on it's in your eyes
I have tried
to succeed
everything I do
is scaring me

Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)
Composer(s): David Bowie
First release by: David Bowie - 1980
Covered by multiple other artists



She had an horror of rooms
she was tired
you can't hide beat
When I looked in her eyes they were blue but nobody home

She could've been a killer
if she didn't walk the way she do
and she do
She opened strange doors
that we'd never close again

She began to wail jealousies scream
Waiting at the light know what I mean

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

She asked me to stay
and I stole her room
She asked for my love
and I gave her a dangerous mind
Now she's stupid in the street
and she can't socialise
Well I love the little girl
and I'll love her till the day she dies

She wails
Jimmy's guitar sound
jealousies scream
Waiting at the light know what I mean

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Run, Run, Run [ad lib]

Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
Composer(s): Bill Danoff; Taffy Nivert
Performer(s): John Denver; Alan Jackson; Redneck Party Band



Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry
Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry

Just last year when I was only seven
And now I’m almost eight as you can see
You came home at a quarter past eleven
Fell down underneath our Christmas tree

Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry
Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry

Mumma smiled and looked outside the window
She told me son, you better go upstairs
Then you laughed and hollered Merry Christmas
I turned around and saw my Mumma’s tears

Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry
Please Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas
I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry
No, I don’t wanna see my Mumma cry

Scarlet Ribbons (For Her Hair)
Composer(s): Evelyn Danzig; Jack Segal
First release by: Juanita Hall - 1949
Covered by multiple other artists



I peeped in to say Goodnight
and then I heard my child in prayer
And for me, some scarlet ribbons
scarlet ribbons for my hair

All the stores were locked and shuttered
All the streets were dark and bare
In our town no scarlet ribbons
not one ribbon for her hair

Through the night my heart was aching
Just before the dawn was breaking
I peeped in and on her bed
in gay profusion lying there

Lovely ribbons, scarlet ribbons
Scarlet ribbons for her hair

If I live to be two hundred
I will never know from where
came those lovely scarlet ribbons
scarlet ribbons for her hair!

Please Come Home For Christmas
Composer(s): Charles Brown; Gene Redd
First release by: Charles Brown - 1960
Covered by multiple other artists



Bells will be ringing the glad, glad news
Oh, what a Christmas to end the blues
My baby's gone, I have no friends
To wish me greetings, ooh, once again

Choirs will be singing Silent Night
Christmas carols by candlelight
Please come home for Christmas
Please come home for Christmas
If not for Christmas, by New Year's night

Friends and relations send salutations
Sure as the stars shine above
This is Christmas, yeah, Christmas my dear 
The time of year to be with the one you love 

So won't you tell me you'll never more roam 
Christmas and New Years will find you home
Please come home for Christmas 
Please come home for Christmas 
If not for Christmas by New Year's night 

There'll be no more sorrow no grief and pain
And I'll be happy, happy once again

Bongo Bingo
Composer(s): Mack David; Jay Livingston
Performer(s): Carmen Miranda, Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis



In San Domingo (JL) Re-bah
There's bongo bingo (JL) Re-bah re-bah
It's quite the thing-o (JL) Aw-wah
In San Domingo (JL) Aw-wah aw-wah
That's where the gang go (JL) Ole
To bongo bingo (JL) Re-bah ole
And the fandango (JL) Aw-wah ole
In San Domingo (JL) Ole ole ole oh
Ole (JL) Ole ee-to
Ole (JL) Ole ee-to
Ole (JL) Ole ee-to ole ee-to hoo hoo

The castinets they get a play
Castinets make you sway

The bongo bingo (JL) Ay-yi bingo
And you'll be king-o (JL) Ay-yi bingo
In San Domingo (JL) Oh bongo bingo
If you know how to sway
You can learn how to play
Just the way that they play in San Domingo
If you beat when you hum
Just repeat it on a drum
And they'll know that you've come to San Domingo

Bongo bingo (CM) Bingo bingo
bingo bingo ay-ay-ay-ay
Go where the gang go (JL&CM) .. noise ..
And learn the lingo (JL&CM) .. noise ..
And you fandango (JL&CM) .. noise ..
In San Domingo (JL&CM) .. noise ..
Just bingo bongo (JL&CM) .. noise ..
Just bongo bingo (JL&CM) .. noise ..
And we go king-o (JL&CM) .. noise ..
In San Domingo (CM) Bango

(All) Bango bingo bye bye two
three four five six ole

Pine Cones And Holly Berries
Composer(s): Meredith Willson
Performer(s): Hank Jones; The Osmonds



Pine cones and Holly Berries
Popcorn for you, apples for me
Red striped candy, nut cracker handy
Kettle a-bubbleing hot as can be
Snow clouds hang low and threatening
Maybe it won't, praying it may
The brightest fireplace glows in every face
Waiting for Christmas day

There'll be walk-a-round songs 
And talk-a-round songs
Songs of the inn and stable
There'll be morning time songs 
And evening time songs
And grace at every table
And Jingle bells will jingle all the way all day

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel
One in the park as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart