wat zei de moeder van .......?
Mona Lisa's Mother:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest
smile you can give us?" xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Columbus' Mother:
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"
Albert Einstein's Mother:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
Thomas Edison's Mother:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
Babe Ruth's Mother:
"Babe, how many times have I told you to quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"
Michelangelo's Mother:
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
Napoleon's Mother:
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"
Abraham Lincoln's Mother:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
George Washington's Mother:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
Custer's Mother:
"Now, George, remember what I told you - don't go biting off more than you can chew!"
13/08/08
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