Iemand is bekwaam geweest de volgende boodschap te onderscheppen vanwege Mr. Silvio Burlosconi, gericht aan de manager van een belangrijk hotel in Londen:xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

"The Manager

YMCA Hotel

xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />London. England

Dear Signore Direttore,

Now I am a-tella you story how I was a-treated at Your hottella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga Christian man at Your hottella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella "'I wanna shit". They tella me "Go to toilet" I say: "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You better not shit In your bed, you sonnawabitch". What is a sonnawabltch?

I go down for breakfasl into ristorante. I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast: "I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: "No, no, I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Whats is a sonnawabitch?

Later I go for dlnner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waltress: "I wanna fock" and she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanna fock". I tella her: "No, no, You don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table". She tella me: "So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your ass out of here".

So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more.

When I have paid the billa, the portier say to me: "Thank you, and peace on you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".

I go back to Italy. I never more comma stay your hotella no more, you sonnawabltch.

Sincerely,

Silvio Burlosconi"