My name is Warren Pratchett. Recently my xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Plymouth needed major brake repair, and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was getting no hours at my job. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my computer, my modem, and masturbation. I longed to turn my avocation into my vocation. Today I get oral sex from beautiful women daily, and I haven't needed to masturbate in months.xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

I am currently sitting in my bedroom, receiving incredible sexual pleasure from a woman I have never met before and may never know the name of. I have had more orgasms, than ever before. Anyone can do the same. This amazing program works perfectly and I have NEVER failed to receive oral sex, whenever I want. Best of all, you never have to leave home except to go to the post office.

A couple of months ago, I received a letter telling me how I could receive oral sex whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desperate, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustrating day looking through the Penthouse Forum, masturbating. The stories were absurd, at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my computer and send e-mails to several of my friends. I read their replies and than glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me: I now had the key to my dreams. I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and enhance this astonishing formula into the most unbelievable flow of oral pleasure that has ever been created. I substituted the names of many of my friends in place of the post office and electronically did by computer what others were doing by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily uploaded to other Internet accounts throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true.

Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have received more oral sex than you could dream of. This program has remained successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRITY of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully ADHERING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS.

Welcome to the world of borderline prostitution! This little business is different than most whorehouses. Their services are not given for money, but done for the oral sex they will get in return!

IMMEDIATELY travel to the homes of the first 5 (five) names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. When you arrive, simply give them oral sex.

REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.

Send the new letter with your name in the number 10 position to ten (10) separate friends via postal mail or e-mail. Call the file, "Oral Pleasure can be yours... FREE!"

Within 60 days you will receive more orgasms than ever. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need sex. As soon as you mail out these letters, people will begin giving you oral sex, so that they can be assured of receiving it themselves in the future. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.

Remember: as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation with oral sex, the likes of which were unimagined by even the mighty Hercules. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving so much oral sex, that you will have to refuse some of it!

Leeta Matheson
338 N.W.35th St.
Corvallis, OR 97330
USA

Richard S. Clancy
307 S. Division #4
Ann Arbor, MI 48104-2203
USA

Kimberly DePinto
560 Memorial Dr.
Westgate Apartments, #406
Cambridge, MA 02139
USA

Clark Westfield
1104 John F. Kennedy Boulevard
Bayonne, NJ 07002
USA

Jennifer Tew
45283 Sycamore Court
Utica, MI 48317
USA

Diane Loken
20 Brimwood Blvd., TH#29
Scarborough, ON M1V 1B7

Craig Shergold
1629 Oak Ave., 2nd FL
Evanston, IL 60201 USA

R. James McAllister
2160 Frederick St.
Concord, CA
94520

John K. Fisher
180 E. La Verne Ave #8
Pomona, CA 91767
USA

Maxine Newman
606 Lewis Avenue
Dayton, Ohio
USA

The following letter was written by a participating member in this program.

To Whom It May Concern:

"About six months ago I received the enclosed post. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same type of letter within the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of constant, hours-long orgasm, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a local bulletin board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to receive orally pleasure from some 28 year old woman they have never met before. But, I give my life partner oral sex weekly in my province and have nothing in turn but an occasional dinner and a movie. This week I decided to look at this as my weekly 'gift'. I went to these people's houses, and orally pleasured them each, as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't receive any oral sex. The fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! People kept showing up at my door, and offering to go down upon me! For the first time in ten years, I was in sexual ecstasy! It was great. Of course, it didn't take me long to go through my 'earnings' so I used this excellent opportunity again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy.

Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed sample, so together, we can convince people who are skeptical, that it really works!

Good Luck,
Charlene Karlotta
St Agathe Que.

Additional Notes:

This system works equally well for males and females. If you are heterosexual and don't wish to receive oral sex from a same-sexed person, or are homosexual and don't wish to receive oral sex from a different-sex person, simply tell them it is not necessary when they arrive, and continue, as before! It's just that simple!