Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a "waist?"
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Harry goes up to a whore and says, "How much for a blow job?"
She says, "A hundred bucks."
He says, "Okay," and he starts to jack off.
She says, "What are you doing that for?"
He says, "For a hundred bucks, you don't think I'm gonna give you the easy one, do you?"

Monica Lewinsky's lawyer hands a picture of her to Bill Clinton and says, "Mr. President, do you recognize this woman?"
xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Clinton says, "I think I've come across her face a couple of times."

A guy reaches out of his apartment window to see if it's raining, and a glass eye falls into his hand. He looks up and sees a woman looking down.
He yells, "Is this yours?"
She says, "Yes... could you please bring it up?"
He goes up, walks into her apartment, hands her the eye, and she says, "I'm about to have dinner. Please join me."
After dinner, she says, "Want to go to bed?"
He says, "Are you this friendly to every guy you meet?"
She says, "No. Only the ones who catch my eye."

Hillary Clinton says, "Bill, now the press is saying you lent money to that Monica Lewinsky for plastic surgery."
He says, "You see how they twist things? What I said was that I blew a wad on her face.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.