At long last... The Men's ultimate Guide to what a woman really means:xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
· You want = You want
· We need = I want
· It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
· Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
· We need to talk = I need to complain.
· Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
· I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
· You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
· You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
· I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
· Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
· This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
· I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
· Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
· I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
· Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
· How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
· I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
· Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
· You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
· Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
· I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
· Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
· Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
· I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
· All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
