Pwoirooke doen nadenken.....
nog eens proberen! 
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, thats wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . . .. Always say, I am.
MILLIE: All right . . . I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: Its the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Which reminds me of the Ken Robinson talk.
A teacher is watching a six-year old draw and asks what she is drawing. God, the kid says.
But nobody knows what God looks like.
Kid replies: they will in a minute.
20-02-2009 om 17:55
geschreven door Mrs.Bo-hemian
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