Monthly Statistical MUFON Report - for September 2013: DEEL 1

Within the United States the distribution by State was as follows;

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If you are getting more sighting reports than listed here, please be sure to enter them manually into CMS. To make this happen automatically, make sure your local MUFON Website is pointing to the CMS Reporting form on www.mufon.com and direct all calls you get to the MUFON website so that witnesses can enter their own report directly into CMS.

ALL sighting reports received by CMS are already filled in by the witness, saving you and your investigators time. Each report is automatically sent to YOU, the State Director and Assistant State Director, for you to assign someone to follow-up and complete the report.

If a UFO sighting comes in over the phone, or by e-mail, and you want to enter it yourself, simply go to CMS at http://mufoncms.com (once logged in) and click on "ADD CASE" in the upper right hand corner of the screen. This gives you a blank sighting reporting form that you can fill out while the witness is on the phone. Once the report is filled out be sure to click "SAVE" and you will have easily added your NEW report to CMS.

Other interesting data points in CMS during September 2013 are the shape of the UFOs reported which were as follows;

Shape of Object	Number of Reports
Sphere	211
Star-like	138
Circle	118
Triangle	88
Fireball	85
Unknown	77
Disc	73
Other	71
Oval	62
Flash	47
Cylinder	35
Diamond	31
Boomerang	29
Cigar	23
Cone	11
Bullet/Missile	11
Chevron	9
Egg	8
Teardrop	8
Blimp	7
Saturn-like	6
Cross	6

as well as the distance from the observer;

Distance from Witness	Number of Reports
< 100 ft	67
101-500 ft	90
501 ft - 1 Mile	151
Over 1 Mile	200
Unknown	267
NO VALUE	18

Most impressively there were 18 Landings, Hovering, or Takeoffs reported and 0 Entities observed.

To review the CMS data yourself go to www.mufon.com and click on "UFO Case Files" to 1.) Easily look at the Last 20 Sightings, or 2.) Do a customized search of the CMS database by date and/or location, or 3.) Logon to CMS for even more detailed UFO sighting information about your State and the World.

I hope you are enjoying our new internet based Sighting and Reporting System. For questions regarding its use please refer to the User Guide available on your CMS main menu screen. Please send your questions and/or suggestions to Jan Harzan at janharzan@hotmail.com.

Thank you!

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Antarctica's extreme salt-loving microbes like to swap DNA

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Deep Lake in Antarctica is so salty that it stays liquid at temperatures down to minus 20 degrees Celsius (minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit).

Microbes living in Antarctica's saltiest lake swap huge chunks of genetic material as a means of surviving their harsh environment, a new study finds.

The single-celled organisms, called haloarchaea for their salt-loving ways, are biologically distinct from bacteria, algae and other tiny creatures that can thrive in extreme settings.

Their Antarctic home is a deep lake in the Vestfold Hills severed from the ocean more than 3,000 years ago. Appropriately named Deep Lake, the basin sits 50 meters (165 feet) below sea level. Deep Lake is so salty that it's never been known to freeze, even at temperatures below minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 20 degrees Celsius).

Little else lives in Deep Lake except haloarchaea. For years, scientists have been analyzing the microbes to see what makes them thrive in the strange environment, and for clues to possible life on other planets. [Life on Ice: Gallery of Cold-Loving Creatures]

One unusual survival technique has now been found: The handful of haloarchaea species in Deep Lake exchange DNA, according to a study published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Though each species is specialized and has its own niche, such as eating proteins or sugars, they come together and trade chunks of DNA, some as long as 35,000 letters of code, a team led by Rick Cavicchioli, a microbiologist at the University of New South Wales in Australia, discovered.

"Our research shows these (haloarchaea) swap much more genetic material with each other than has been observed in the natural environment before. Long stretches of virtually identical DNA are exchanged between different genera, not just species," Cavicchioli said in a statement. "Despite this rampant gene swapping, the different species are maintained and can co-exist because they have evolved to exploit different niches and consume different food sources." (Genus is the classification above species.)

Another consequence of life in the cold zone is slowed reproduction. The lake haloarchaea reproduce only six times a year, the researchers found.

Cold-loving extremophiles also live in permafrost, or permanently frozen ground, and in lakes buried beneath Antarctica's ice sheet. Microbes also happily make their home within the ice sheet itself.

Email Becky Oskin or follow her @beckyoskin. Follow us @livescience, Facebook and Google+. Original article on LiveScience.com.

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01-10-2013 om 10:52 geschreven door peter  

UFO over Indian Ocean? SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket sparks sightings

Alan Boyle, Science Editor NBC News    

SpaceX's first-ever Falcon 9 launch from California gave a big boost to commercial spaceflight — but it also boosted our planet's store of UFO lore.

Reports about a fuzzy-looking unidentified flying object streamed in from observers in southern Africa and the Indian Ocean islands of Mauritius and Reunion. The sightings came about an hour after the Falcon 9 v1.1 rocket's launch from Vandenberg Air Force Base at 9 a.m. PT (noon ET) Sunday.

The Zimbabwe Mail marveled over the "strange moonlike object" seen from the country's Mashonaland region, as well as from Botswana, Malawi and South Africa. Mauritius' L'Express wondered whether it was a UFO, a satellite or a star cluster.

A retired astronomer from Cape Town, Greg Roberts, gave the correct explanation in an interview with The New Age, a South African publication: "It was propellant or rocket fuel" released by the Falcon 9 rocket's second stage.

After sending several satellites into a pole-to-pole orbit, the Falcon's second stage released its leftover fuel, which is standard procedure to avoid a blowup during its atmospheric re-entry.

"This release by chance coincided with sunset beneath that part of the orbit, as the booster and its deployed satellites flew from south to north directly over Madagascar, about 850 miles high," NBC News space analyst James Oberg explained in an email. Sunlight set the cloud of rocket fuel aglow.

In a Tumblr post, rocket scientist Ben Brockert speculated that the fuel release might be related to a reported anomaly in the attempted restart of the second-stage rocket engine. Reddit has more chatter about the rocket report.

This sort of phenomenon has been seen many times before — and the bottom line is that you can expect an uptick in UFO reports anytime there's a rocket launch, particularly when the rocket is blazing a new trail, like this brand-new breed of Falcon.

More rocket UFO reports:

• Chinese UFO linked to European rocket
  
• Middle East UFO linked to Russian missile test
  
• 2010: SpaceX launch sparks UFO reports in Australia
  
• NBC News archive on UFOs
  

Tip o' the Log to James Oberg.

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01-10-2013 om 10:50 geschreven door peter  

New Witness Uncovered; Metallurgist Tasked To Analyze Roswell ‘Flying Disc’ Debris

Verification of Roswell Debris

By Dennis Balthaser www.truthseekeratroswell.com 10-1-13

      In all my years of doing UFO research and particularly the 1947 Roswell Incident, I’ve realized the importance of verifying and/or confirming the vast amount of information that is available pertaining to that Incident. Anything else presented is worthless, such as the crash test dummies, not used until 1953, the Mogul balloon theory, the alien autopsy film, and the numerous crash sites referenced, to mention a few.

Maj. Jesse Marcel, Sr. and Col. Jesse Marcel, Jr.

The late Major Jesse Marcel and his recently passed away son Jesse Jr. both handled the debris from the crash in Roswell, when the Major stopped by the house to show it to Jesse Jr. and his Mother before flying some of the debris to General Ramey’s office in Fort Worth Texas. Over the years both men freely talked about the material they had seen and handled with descriptions of what it looked like.

To my surprise, 66 years later I was given information that for me confirms, or at least adds credibility to what the Marcel’s talked about.

I met a young lady recently who told me her Dad had an uncle that handled and examined material he believed was from the 1947 Roswell crash, when he was asked to go to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton Ohio to examine the metal samples. The daughter put me in contact with her Dad and the following paragraphs are what he shared with me, about what he recalled his uncle talking about.

Wright-Patterson Air Force Base

I heard this story on July 23, 1954 at my birthday party in Akron Ohio. I was eight years old. My uncle was married to my father’s sister. He was always called “Babe”. I don’t remember his first name. He worked for Goodyear Aerospace / Goodyear Aircraft in Akron Ohio. I think it was one in the same. He was an engineer and metallurgist that worked in aircraft and dirigible construction. During World War II he worked on the bombers that were produced in Akron. At my birthday party he was telling my father and I about working with metal samples that came from a “flying disk” that crashed in Roswell, NM in the late 40s. He had to go to Wright-Patterson in Dayton, Ohio to examine the samples. He said there were two different types of metal. One was very difficult to cut, melt or machine. The other was like aluminum foil that you could crumple up into a ball. If you then put the ball of metal on a flat surface it would slowly work it’s self out to its original shape with a mirror finish. If you crumpled it up again it would repeat the process. He said this was the most interesting piece. This sounds a lot like the solar panels used in our space program today. However, he believed that the other metal could be used in aircraft and missiles. Goodyear went on to develop and produce re-entry nosecones for the Atlas Intercontinental ballistic missile. I often thought this metal was used in these missiles.

He also said that he heard there were bodies recovered at the crash site. He said they were supposedly transported to Wright-Patterson. This was all rumors and he said he never saw bodies or confirmed their existence. He said the whole project was super secret and very compartmentalized. He had to have a top security clearance to even get near the samples. He said he made several trips to Wright Patterson over a number of months. I remember this discussion like it was yesterday because it caused a huge argument between him and my father. My father was shouting at him that he was filling my head with a bunch of lies about little green men and martians. I don’t believe they ever spoke again after that party. This caused a serious rift in the family and was a constant problem.

I knew my uncle very well and had always found him to be very honest and never a braggart. In later years I asked him several times about the story and he would just say that he never should have said anything to anybody about it. He finally asked me to never mention it to him again. He died about a dozen years later and took the details to his grave. I forgot about it until I moved to New Mexico in the late 70’s. I was in a bookstore and ran into a book on the Roswell Incident. I have read many books about it since. I believe, like you do, that something huge happened in Roswell and that my Uncle Babe played a small part in the story in Dayton, Ohio.

I hope you find this interesting. Thanks for listening.

After reading the account of his uncle that he shared with me, to say I found his story interesting would be an understatement on my part.

Some that read this will say it’s an old and a second-hand account, however, based on the information that has been accumulated from the Marcel’s over the years, and the descriptions they gave about the metal they actually handled, I believe this account helps confirm and validate what the Marcel’s’ stated. I personally have no reason to believe that the daughter’s father made up this account of what he heard his uncle tell his father and him at his birthday party. Jesse Marcel Jr. after all was only eleven years old when his Dad stopped at the house to show him and his mother the material he had gathered at the debris field on the Foster ranch earlier that day.

As to the descriptions of the material the uncle talked about, those descriptions match very closely with what Major Marcel told his son about not being able to cut or burn the debris, and particularly the odd attribute of crumpling it up and in a short period of time it returned to it’s original shape.

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This artist rendering provided by NASA, shows Kepler-11, a sun-like star around which six planets orbit. A planet-hunting telescope is finding whole new worlds of possibilities in the search for alien life, including more than 50 potential planets that initially appear to be in habitable zones. (AP Photo/NASA) | AP

   

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Just two decades after discovering the first world beyond our solar system, astronomers are closing in on alien planet No. 1,000.

Four of the five main databases that catalog the discoveries of exoplanets now list more than 900 confirmed alien worlds, and two of them peg the tally at 986 as of Sept. 26. So the 1,000th exoplanet may be announced in a matter of days or weeks, depending on which list you prefer.

That's a lot of progress since 1992, when researchers detected two planets orbiting a rotating neutron star, or pulsar, about 1,000 light-years from Earth. Confirmation of the first alien world circling a "normal" star like our sun did not come until 1995. [The Strangest Alien Planets (Gallery)]

And the discoveries will keep pouring in, as astronomers continue to hone their techniques and sift through the data returned by instruments on the ground and in space.

The biggest numbers in the near future should come from NASA's Kepler space telescope, which racked up many finds before being hobbled in May of this year when the second of its four orientation-maintaining reaction wheels failed.

Kepler has identified 3,588 planet candidates to date. Just 151 of these worlds have been confirmed so far, but mission scientists have said they expect at least 90 percent will end up being the real deal.

But even these numbers, as impressive as they are, represent just the tip of our Milky Way galaxy's immense planetary iceberg. Kepler studied a tiny patch of sky, after all, and it only spotted planets that happened to cross their stars' faces from the instrument's perspective.

Many more planets are thus out there, zipping undetected around their parent stars. Indeed, a team of researchers estimated last year that every Milky Way star hosts, on average, 1.6 worlds — meaning that our galaxy perhaps harbors 160 billion planets.

And those are just the worlds with obvious parent stars. In 2011, a different research team calculated that "rogue planets" (which cruise through space unbound to a star) may outnumber "normal" exoplanets by 50 percent or so.

This artist's illustration represents the variety of planets being detected by NASA's Kepler spacecraft. Scientists now say that one in six stars hosts an Earth-size planet.

Nailing down the numbers is of obvious interest, but what astronomers really want is a better understanding of the nature and diversity of alien worlds.

And it's becoming more and more apparent that this diversity is stunning. Scientists have found exoplanets as light and airy as Styrofoam, for example, and others as dense as iron. They've also discovered a number of worlds that appear to orbit in their stars' habitable zone — that just-right range of distances that could support the existence of liquid water and thus, perhaps, life as we know it.

But the search continues for possibly the biggest exoplanet prize: the first true alien Earth. Kepler was designed to determine how frequently Earth-like exoplanets occur throughout the Milky Way, and mission scientists have expressed confidence that they can still achieve that primary goal. So some Earth analogs likely lurk in Kepler's data, just waiting to be pulled out.

The five chief exoplanet-discovery databases, and their current tallies, are: the Extrasolar Planets Encyclopedia (986); the Exoplanets Catalog, run by the University of Puerto Rico at Arecibo's Planetary Habitability Laboratory (986); the NASA Exoplanet Archive (905); the Exoplanet Orbit Database (732); and the Open Exoplanet Catalog (948).

The Planetary Habitability Lab keeps track of all five databases, whose different numbers highlight the uncertainties involved in exoplanet detection and confirmation.

Follow Mike Wall on Twitter @michaeldwall and Google+. Follow us @Spacedotcom, Facebook or Google+. Originally published on SPACE.com.

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Les îles Maurice et de la Réunion survolées par un engin étrange

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Oliver Deschuymere 29 septembre 22:44 Alien Base And Flying Saucer Found In Antarctica? 2013 HD Very interesting and intriguing images from Google Earth, which seem to show two possible entrances ...

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Oliver Deschuymere 29 septembre 16:45 CGI? It sure has the unmistakable hull and engines of an F18... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nAQutEn4fI UFO Sightings Area 51 Test New Military Jet Leaked Footage? 2013 Watch Now! What is IT? www.youtube.com Footage from our source on the ground in Nevada! Claims he caught the new Stealth Fighter Bomber of ...

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Oliver Deschuymere 29 septembre 16:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gptvau1cbf4&feature=youtu.be UFO Sightings Massive UFO Strange Shaped Military Experimental Aircraft? You Decide! www.youtube.com UFO Sightings Massive UFO Strange Shaped Military Experimental Aircraft? You Decide!! Rights Granted...

29-09-2013 om 22:36 geschreven door peter  

Une Cité engloutie dans la Baie de Willapa, Washington ?

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Un jouet en pierre équipé de roues daté de 7500 ans en Turquie

Une voiture en pierre avec deux essieux et 4 roues datant d'environ 7500 années a été trouvée lors de fouilles dans le quartier de Kiziltepe de la province du sud-est de Mardin, et est maintenant exposée au musée de Mardin, en Turquie. L'archéologue Mesut Alp dit que la voiture jouet, qui est faite en pierre, date de l'âge de pierre tardif et elle pourrait avoir 7.500 années d'ancienneté.

Selon le directeur la Culture et du Tourisme de Mardin, Davut Beliktay, la voiture est comme une copie de voitures d'aujourd'hui. Il souligne également que la forme de cet ancien jouet ressemble à un tracteur.

Beliktay a également révélé que des jouets comme des poupées et des sifflets, également en pierre, ont été trouvés sur les sites de la région, " nous pensons que les sifflets et les poupées ont de 5.000 à 6.000 ans. Les sifflets sont encore en état de fonctionner ", a-t-il dit.

Dans l'exposition se trouve aussi une ancienne tablette de pierre inscrite avec une écriture. Suite à l'analyse historique exhaustive, l'écriture sur la pierre de 5 centimètres, qui a été découverte sur un site de fouilles sur la Butte Girnavas, à 4 km du quartier historique de Nusaybin, a été jugée comme étant le contenu d'un ancien titre de propriété.

Beliktay dit que l'écriture sur la tablette historique avait réussi à rester intacte au fil des ans en raison des excellentes techniques de conservation. Le texte, a-t-il expliqué, avait été gratté sur la surface argileuse avec un ongle (ou un outil fin), puis la tablette avait été placée dans un brûleur.

L'archéologue Alp a expliqué que le titre de propriété date de 2.800 années et se rapporte à la vente d'un jardin. Le contenu de l'acte a-t-il ajouté se réfère à un jardin de fruits et les arbres fruitiers dedans, qui doivent être répartis entre les trois fils du propriétaire. L'acte se réfère à "Nabulu" que Alp explique facilement puisque c'était en fait l'ancien nom de la Nusaybin actuel. Beliktay a confirmé que des informations complètes sur les deux trouvailles seront fournies bientôt.

Pourtant, l'élément le plus fascinant est le jouet de voiture ancienne. Certains ont suggéré que ce n'est pas une voiture, mais plutôt un char. Cependant, des chars n'ont généralement que deux roues et sont tirés par un animal.

Alors la question demeure : Est-ce que cette ancienne voiture-jouet pourrait-être la première preuve de l'invention et compréhension (au minimum) de la roue bien plus tôt qu'on ne voulait le dire (certains jouets très anciens avec roues en Amérique Latine et Egypte ont déjà étonné certains experts dans le passé) ?

http://www.messagetoeagle.com/worldsoldesttoycar.php

L'archéologue parle de diverses fouilles et de la ville de Cizre (anciennement Jezira ibn Umar ou Gazarta), probablement l'une des plus ancienne du monde. Scientifiquement, l'archéologue Mesut Alp s'occupe des 11ième au 19e siècle, mais il dit qu'ils datent également les zones d'excavation par siècle , " vous savez, les légendes populaires historiques de base parlent de Cizre. Tout le monde ici connait et parle de structures de quatre mille, cinq mille ans. Les archéologues sont convaincus que nous ne pouvons pas apporter beaucoup. Pourquoi ? Parce que c'est la très vieille ville de Cizre. Cizre, une ville qui a peut-être 10 mille ans. Mais ce sont même les débuts du château de la ville, qui n'ont pas dix mille années, qu'ils ne connaissent pas. Dans ce domaine (la Citadelle) est probablement quelque part le prophète après Jésus-Christ..."

(extraits 08-2013) : http://www.haberimport.com/haber/cizredeki-kazilarda-11-ve-15-yuzyila-ait-bulgulara-rastlandi-269629.htm

Yves Herbo : a se demander si les anciens n'avaient pas des visions précises du futur ou s'ils connaissaient bien les principes de la roue sans vraiment réussir à les appliquer à grande échelle. On peut s'interroger aussi sur la minutie et même finesse des outils utilisés par certaines cultures, y compris leur écriture avec de petits poinçons, des petits couteaux fins, des petits jouets mêlant un début de mécanique (des axes) et la pierre... en tout cas, il devient évident qu'il y a bien dû y avoir des inventeurs et des tentatives, des prototypes pour utiliser la roue efficacement bien avant toutes les prévisions...

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29-09-2013 om 11:11 geschreven door peter  

“This has been going on since the 1950s,” President Obama told the crowd of stunned reporters, “They were attracted to our planet in large numbers due to our discovery of atomic fission, to our use of nuclear weapons.”

Obama described how the 1947 Roswell incident involved a type of alien popularly known as The Greys, who were the first to make themselves outwardly known.

“Today, practically every human being on earth knows what a Grey alien looks like,” the President said with a shrug, “Once contact was established with the Greys, President Truman made a deal with them, letting them build bases here in exchange for technology. After that, President Eisenhower met with a group of aliens commonly known as the Nordics, who are similar enough to terrestrial humans to move among us almost completely unnoticed. They offered us a place in the universal brotherhood of enlightenment if we were willing to disarm ourselves of nuclear weapon. Unfortunately, both we and the Soviet Union, who were also facing this offer, decided to hold on to the nukes.”

The President went on to explain that, since then, a variety of alien groups have established secret programs to work around the resistance by world governments to abandoning nuclear weapons and the threat of multi-dimensional devastation they pose.

“Aliens have been around for a long time, and not all of them travel by spaceship,” President Obama explained, “They can manipulate time and space, which are both important and strongly-interconnected properties of reality, but not the only ones. One result of that manipulation is anti-gravity faster-than-light propulsion. Another result is a form of control over the kinds of trans-dimensional perception most commonly known as remote viewing, telepathy, astral travel, bi-location, or any of a large number of other names.”

Nodding to himself, the President paused to take a long look at the apprehensive faces filling the silent room.

“The point is,” he continued, “aliens have controlled our governments for the past sixty years and…”

At that point, President Obama lifted his hand to cover what, at first, seemed to be a cough.

“Sorry, I just could help myself,” the President said, wiping a tear out of the corner of his eye after he’d finished laughing, “I’m just kidding about the aliens running our government. No, we human beings are responsible for the terrible mess we’re in and we’re just going to have to get ourselves out of it, all by ourselves.”

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