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Onderstaande wijsheden heeft een vriend me doorgestuurd per mail, heb ze dus niet zelf bedacht, ben ik ook niet slim genoeg voor, ik zeg het zelf maar voor jullie het doen.
'OLD' IS WHEN Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD ' IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. You don 't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN .'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today
'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN You are not sure these are jokes.
Dat is nu OUD zijn, als je al een of meerdere van deze symptomen opmerkt mag je je ongerust beginnen maken.
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Die quotes zijn snoepjes!
