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Shollie Bravehaert
Dagboek:
Vriendin M. geopereerd. Kanker uitgezaaid. Chemo en bestraling nodig.
Zus: zal dringend moeten geopereerd worden om te zien wat er verder moet gebeuren.
Zoon 2: nieuw huis gekocht oud huis nog te verkopen.
Zoon 1: bovenste verdiep aant verbouwen
Seppe: Lever alles OK cfr. Kinderarts.
Slaapkamer: is nu een ruine
Ventje: druk aant werk in bewuste slaapkamer
Huis: overal stof (kuch kuch)
Logeerkamer: ik slaap er wreed slecht
Het weer: om ziek van te worden
Vandaag: blogvrienden ontmoeten (joepie)
Dringend te doen: mezelf wat presentabel maken.
Blog: geen tijd om te schrijven !
daarom slechts hierna wat sex, altijd een interessant onderwerp - sorry lieve lezers, geen tijd voor vertaling!
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time.Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
have sex only in your Bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife anymore.She
takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called Social Security Sex.
This is when you get a little each month. But not
enough to live on.
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