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Berichten van 24 november 2005

for the ladies...

sorry jongens :-)

Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Re-load and carry on shooting.

Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.

Q: What was the first man on the moon?
A: A good start.

Q: A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A: The woman says: "Ok, I'll miss you though "

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. 

Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

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