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De Amerikaanse schrijver David Sedaris werd geboren in Binghamton, New York, op 26 december 1956 en groeide op in Raleigh, North Carolina. Hij stopte met Kent State University in 1977, tien jaar later studeerde hij af aan de Art Institute of Chicago. Rond zijn twintigste probeerde hij de beeldende kunst en wat performance art. Het gebrek aan succes daarin beschreef hij in veel van zijn essays. Veel van zijn humor is autobiografisch en zelfspottend over zijn grote familie, Griekse afkomst, vele baantjes en zijn leven in Frankrijk met zijn partner Hugh Hamrick.xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Uit: Holidays on Ice
I was in a coffee shop looking through the want ads when I read, "Macy's Herald Square, the largest store in the world, has big opportunities for outgoing, fun-loving people of all shapes and sizes who want more than just a holiday job! Working as an elf in Macy's SantaLand means being at the center of the excitement...."
I circled the as and then I laughed out loud at the thought of it. The man seated next to me turned on his stool, checking to see if I was a lunatic. I continued to laugh, quietly. Yesterday I applied for a job at UPS. They are hiring drivers' helpers for the upcoming Christmas season and I went to their headquarters filled with hope. In line with three hundred other men and women my hope diminished. During the brief interview I was asked why I wanted to work for UPS and I answered that I wanted to work for UPS because I like the brown uniforms. What did they expect me to say?
"I'd like to work for UPS because, in my opinion, it's an opportunity to showcase my substantial leadership skills in one of the finest private delivery companies this country has seen since the Pony Express!"
I said I liked the uniforms and the UPS interviewer turned my application facedown on his desk and said, "Give me a break."
I came home this afternoon and checked the machine for a message from UPS but the only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison. It scares me.
The woman at Macy's asked, "Would you be interested in full-time elf or evening and weekend elf?"
I said, "Full-time elf."
I have an appointment next Wednesday at noon.
I am a thirty-three-year-old man applying for a job as an elf.
I often see people on the streets dressed as objects and handing out leaflets. I tend to avoid leaflets but it breaks my heart to see a grown man dressed as a taco. So, if there is a costume involved, I tend not only to accept the leaflet, but to accept it graciously, saying, "Thank you so much," and thinking, You poor, pathetic son of a bitch. I don't know what you have but I hope I never catch it. This afternoon on Lexington Avenue I accepted a leaflet from a man dressed as a camcorder. Hot dogs, peanuts, tacos, video cameras, these things make me sad because they don't fit in on the streets. In a parade, maybe, but not on the streets.
David Sedaris (Binghamton, 26 december 1956)
De Amerikaanse schrijfster Elizabeth Kostova werd geboren op 26 december 1964 in New London, Connecticut. Zij woonde als kind een tijdje met haar ouders in Slovenië. In die periode brachten ze een bezoek aan Amsterdam waar haar vader haar volksverhalen uit de Balkan begon te vertellen. Uit dat bezoek en die verhalen putte ze de inspiratie voor deze roman. Als student reisde Kostova naar Bulgarije om onderzoek te doen naar orale tradities. Die invloed, het vertellen van verhalen, vind je terug in haar boek The Historian.
Uit: The Historian
In 1972 I was sixteen? young, my father said, to be traveling with him on his diplomatic missions. He preferred to know that I was sitting attentively in class at the International School of Amsterdam; in those days his foundation was based in Amsterdam, and it had been my home for so long that I had nearly forgotten our early life in the United States. It seems peculiar to me now that I should have been so obedient well into my teens, while the rest of my generation was experimenting with drugs and protesting the imperialist war in Vietnam, but I had been raised in a world so sheltered that it makes my adult life in academia look positively adventurous. To begin with, I was motherless, and the care that my father took of me had been deepened by a double sense of responsibility, so that he protected me more completely than he might have otherwise. My mother had died when I was a baby, before my father founded the Center for Peace and Democracy. My father never spoke of her and turned quietly away if I asked questions; I understood very young that this was a topic too painful for him to discuss. Instead, he took excellent care of me himself and provided me with a series of governesses and housekeepers?money was not an object with him where my upbringing was concerned, although we lived simply enough from day to day. The latest of these housekeepers was Mrs. Clay, who took care of our narrow seventeenth-century town house on the Raamgracht, a canal in the heart of the old city. Mrs. Clay let me in after school every day and was a surrogate parent when my father traveled, which was often. She was English, older than my mother would have been, skilled with a feather duster and clumsy with teenagers; sometimes, looking at her too-compassionate, long-toothed face over the dining table, I felt she must be thinking of my mother and I hated her for it. When my father was away, the handsome house echoed. No one could help me with my algebra, no one admired my new coat or told me to come here and give him a hug, or expressed shock over how tall I had grown.
Elizabeth Kostova (New London, 26 december 1964)
De Amerikaanse schrijver Henry Miller werd geboren op 26 december 1891 In New York. Zie ook mijn blog van 26 december 2006 en ook mijn blog van 26 december 2007 en ook mijn blog van 26 december 2008.
Uit: Tropic Of Capricorn
I learned, by bitter experience, to hold my tongue; I learned to sit in silence, and even smile, when actually I was foaming at the mouth. I learned to shake hands and say how do you do to all these innocent-looking fiends who were only waiting for me to sit down in order to suck my blood.
How was it possible, when I sat down in the parlour at my prehistoric desk, to use this code language of rape and murder? I was alone in this great hemisphere of violence, but I was not alone as far as the human race was concerned. I was lonely amidst a world of things lit up by phosphorescent flashes of cruelty. I was delirious with an energy which could not be unleashed except in the service of death and futility. I could not begin with a full statement - it would have meant the strait-jacket or the electric chair. I was like a man who had been too long incarcerated in a dungeon - I had to feel my way slowly, falteringly, lest I stumble and be run over. I had to accustom myself gradually to the penalties which freedom involves. I had to grow a new epidermis which would protect me from this burning light in the sky.
The ovarian world is the product of a life rhythm. The moment a child is born it becomes part of a world in which there is not only the life rhythm but the death rhythm. The frantic desire to live, to live at any cost, is not a result of the life rhythm in us, but of the death rhythm. There is not only no need to keep alive at any price, but, if life is undesirable, it is absolutely wrong. This keeping oneself alive, out of a blind urge to defeat death, is in itself a means of sowing death. Every one who has not fully accepted life, who is not incrementing life, is helping to fill the world with death. To make the simplest gesture with the hand can convey the utmost sense of life; a word spoken with the whole being can give life. Activity in itself means nothing: it is often a sign of death. By simple external pressure, by force of surroundings and example, by the very climate which activity engenders, one can become part of a monstrous death machine, such as America, for example. What does a dynamo know of life, of peace, of reality? What does any individual American dynamo know of the wisdom and energy, of the life abundant and eternal possessed by a ragged beggar sitting under a tree in the act of meditation? What is energy? What is life? One has only to read the stupid twaddle of the scientific and philosophic textbooks to realize how less than nothing is the wisdom of these energetic Americans. Listen, they had me on the run, these crazy horsepower fiends; in order to break their insane rhythm, their death rhythm, I had to resort to a wavelength which, until I found the proper sustenance in my own bowels, would at least nullify the rhythm they had set up.
Henry Miller (26 december 1891 7 juni 1980)
De Duitse dichter Rainer Malkowski werd geboren op 26 december 1939 in Berlijn-Tempelhof. Zie ook mijn blog van 26 december 2006 en ook mijn blog van 26 december 2007 en ook mijn blog van 26 december 2008.
Uhren
In der Kindheit eine Einmischung.
Fast immer zeigten sie das Ende
von etwas an, selten einen Beginn.
Als ich die erste eigene Uhr bekam,
war ich einen Tag lang stolz.
Dann trug ist sie nicht mehr.
So wehrte ich mich instinktiv
gegen die Vertreibung aus dem Paradies.
Später hielt ich mir viel zugute
auf meine Pünktlichkeit.
Am Handgelenk tickte ein Instrument,
mit dem ich meine Selbstachtung kontrollierte
und den Respekt vor andern.
Auch über Glück und Unglück
entschieden manchmal Minuten.
Aber immer lebte ich in Räumen
ohne hörbaren Stundenschlag.
Ich mied die getäfelten Stuben,
Liebhaber Museen mit verglasten,
hochkant stehenden Särgen,
in denen ein Perpendikel schwang.
Leichter war mir im Freien.
Die an die Türme geheftete Zeit beinahe
schon wieder zum Lachen.
Als mein Vater sehr krank war,
schenkte er mir seine Uhr.
Ich dachte: wenn ich sie jeden Tage aufziehe,
wird er nicht sterben.
Und hatte dann doch zu wenig Vertrauen
zu meiner Unvernunft.
Morphin
Wie genau wir das Herz malen:
zwei zusammengewachsene Flügel.
Ohnmächtiges Flattern
bei jedem Aufruhr
in den Körperprovinzen.
Morphin -
und das ruhige,
weiträumige Kreisen
hoch im Blauen.
Rainer Malkowski (26 december 1939 1 september 2003)
Zie voor nog meer schrijvers van de 26e december ook mijn vorige drie blogs van vandaag!
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